Harridan has in reality been away from BCG due to having been in prison for petty theft.

Booo kidnapped Cliff Richards cat and told him that he had to sing out of tune at the Jubilee concert if he wanted it back.

The kidnaper actually sent him 3 cats back.

Will Cam is made of 83% cheese

Big Jack wears stockings and suspenders under his trousers.

Booo is a much younger incarnation of Zooo. If Aaron kissed her he would be a peado.

Will Cam detests being called Bill. He believes it is a derogatory term.

Bill Jaguar like to French kiss his pet cat. On the bottom.

Big Jack has a really interesting avatar that really brings out his fascinating personality and even shows some of his hobbies.

L.E once made hot, sweet love on a bed of spreadable cheese triangles.

chipolata is a narcoleptic.

Booo bought the isle of White for a tenner from a gnome called shit face

Quote: Will Cam @ June 14 2012, 8:41 PM BST

Booo bought the isle of White for a tenner from a gnome called shit face

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Will Cam likes to think he knows facts about me.

Booo's Clues was the less successful follow-up to children's TV's loveable 'Blue's Clues'.

It's failure to inspire children is believed to be down to the fact that they replaced the cute blue dog with 'Sammy the Dog Turd'.

Will Cam drinks milk straight from the cow's teat in protest against his lactose intolerance.

Booo's family name is Tang