Eurovision Song Contest Page 41

Quote: Chappers @ 16th May 2016, 11:06 PM BST

Great that Ukraine won. Another subtle message!

Completely disagree.

Ukraine is the dodgiest country since Cambodia under Pol Pot.

Whereas Russia is a lovely little red squirrel suffering from the leprosy of being described as a Spanish slug.

Any advice for Nigel Farrage Lofty?

Quote: lofthouse @ 15th May 2016, 7:03 PM BST

We need to start ripping girls skirts off again

That's was always a vote winner

Huzzah!

The United Kingdom finished bottom again with no points.

I don't think there was anything political this year though. The song was absolutely dire.

Quote: Chappers @ 23rd May 2021, 5:28 PM

The United Kingdom finished bottom again with no points.

I don't think there was anything political this year though. The song was absolutely dire.

And the bit I saw on the news of him singing it - he was flat!! For f**k's sake, why do we send kamikaze karaoke singers.
Chuck it all in and let them get on with it - who f**king cares.

I only ever watched it for Wogan's sarcasm.

Quote: john tregorran @ 24th May 2021, 3:00 AM

I only ever watched it for Wogan's sarcasm.

Actually Graham Norton isn't too far behind.

I would love to see Harry Hill commentating.

Quote: Chappers @ 24th May 2021, 6:02 PM

Actually Graham Norton isn't too far behind.

From what I've seen, I agree

Ukraine odds-on favourite for this year's competition.

UK third favourites(!) @ 11/1

Quote: Billy Bunter @ 10th May 2022, 6:22 PM

Ukraine odds-on favourite for this year's competition.

UK third favourites(!) @ 11/1

Odds probably skewed, based on the number of people likely to accidentally vote for UK, when they meant to vote for Ukraine.
Easily done.

I should imagine Ukraine could phone it in and win.

The Russians had a cracking song too, shame they are banned.

it was a version of the old song Top hat, White tie and Tails.

I'm putin' on my top hat
Tyin' up my white tie
Brushin' off my tails
I'm dudin' up my shirt front
Putin' in the shirt studs
Polishin' my nails

Business as usual at Eurovision, I see...

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I wonder if Ukraine are doing a revamp of Lulu's winning song.

Well, at least they don't have to do Sandie Shaw's anymore.

I hope their song's utter crap, because it's going to win whatever happens. Just to confirm what a load of eurobollocks this bent campfest is.

Ireland will come 2nd obviously.