Who's the ugliest celebrity ever?

We have had the most attractive....

I am making up as many threads as poss as I wont be here for 2 weeks & I will not have you forget me. I will NOT have it.

You have to choose a Geezer and a Lady.

I had a toss up between Harry Hate him Hill & Martin Clunes. In the end I chose Martin Clunes. Sorry mate, but you sure is OGLY.

Then for the lady I went for a toss up between Jessie Walace or Jade Goody.
In the end I went for Jade Goody. I am not sorry Jade. You truly are one Ogly critter. Wave

do they have to be comedic celebs...?

No any!

Shane McGowan and Tracy Emin

Tracy Emin and David Gest, it's like god had some left over parts so he chucked them into a blender then stuck them together with more weird looking things.

When i'm famous i could be a contender

It's a cliche, but Andrew Lloyd Webber's a shocker. (He seems nice though!)

Women... erm, that one who's had all the surgery to look more like a cat.
Does that count?

How can you say Jessie Wallace is ugly? A bit dumpy maybe.

I would think the ugliest celebrity would have to be The Elephant Man.

Quote: zooo @ May 3, 2007, 7:29 PM

Women... erm, that one who's had all the surgery to look more like a cat.

Oo er. Who's that?

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v93/lauramerlis/catlady.jpg

Her.

Rowan Atkinson has hardly been adopted by the L'oreal advertising team.

Ah yes - the Catwoman. She really has made an improvement hasn't she.

Jeepers that women's gonna stick in my nightmares at least until they stop showing Dik Van Dyke on day time t.v. Where did you find her matey with the rather nice hat on.

Jocelline Wildenstein I think isn't it?

It looks like a cross between Pete Burns and Jackie Stallone and Peter Crouch (only because i hate him so much) oh and that bloke that threw lego at a cat i once became quite attached to (i woder what ever happend to him)