Hey I buy the Sun. You get cheap holiday offers, good footie reports and a nice pair of boobs in your face first thing in the morning.
Who's the ugliest celebrity ever? Page 4
As long as you don't treat it as a political authority, or believe that it represents anything remotely resembling news, then I'll forgive you. 
No but it's easy to read. And it's not the Guardian. I wouldn't be seen dead reading the Guardian - I hope - although if I was dead I wouldn't actually be reading it.
Lefty nonsense rag!
Quote: David Chapman @ May 7, 2007, 12:49 AMDid you read that jade Goody is pregnant again?
That really IS sick. I mean how could anyone? Would anyone here?
How much money we talking?
Nowhere near enough in the whole wide world put together, doubled etc etc etc
Quote: David Chapman @ May 7, 2007, 12:49 AMDid you read that jade Goody is pregnant again?
That really IS sick. I mean how could anyone? Would anyone here?
Maybe shes having a brown baby as a PR initiative.
Hey. Any port in a storm boys.
I'd rather go gay...............
There can be only one.
JOan Rivers is the female one, because she is a train wreck psychologically and in terms of the plastics industry
Michael Jackson for wanting to become a real life B&W comedy.
And Chewbacca for his unsuccessful Wilkinson Sword shaving adverts.
Quote: Rosco @ May 7, 2007, 10:07 AMHey I buy the Sun. You get cheap holiday offers, good footie reports and a nice pair of boobs in your face first thing in the morning.
I hear David Beckham gets the same thing in LA.
Would I **** Jade Goody?
I'm ashamed to say it, there was a time when I would have.
Just after eight bottles of Jack Daniels and a load of acid.
Quote: Ed Parnell @ May 8, 2007, 5:10 PMI hear David Beckham gets the same thing in LA.
Don't tell Posh!
Yeah, that was a laugh. £20,000,000 a month to work in LA
I'm doing it to bring some good to the community.
The community in question obviously being The Royal Bank of Scotland.
Yeah - who is this girl Beckham's got then?
Quote: ajp29 @ May 8, 2007, 11:51 AMMaybe shes having a brown baby as a PR initiative.
I like that. Very good.
Anyway, this thread reminds me of a joke:
Sleeping Beauty, Tom Thumb, & Quasimodo were all talking one day.
Sleeping Beauty said, "I believe myself to be the most beautiful girl in the world."
Tom Thumb said, "I must be the smallest person in the world."
Quasimodo said, "I absolutely have to be the ugliest person in the world."
They decided to go to the Guinness Book of World Records to have their claims verified.
Sleeping Beauty went first & came out looking deliriously happy.
"It's official, I am the most beautiful girl in the world,"
Tom Thumb went next & emerged triumphant, "I am officially the smallest person in the world."
Some time later, Quasimodo came out looking confused and said, "Well, who the f**k is Camilla Parker Bowles?"
Very funny.