Alan: Next you'll be telling me you drink directors bitter
Dan: I've got it coming out of my taps
Alan: Do you?
Dan: I'm joking
Alan: Great!
The Alan Partridge appreciation society Page 6
Your hand is approximately 30 millimetres from my glans
This may be of interest to you, a musical Partridge themed compilation: http://www.dirtyfeed.org/2010/09/now-thats-what-i-call-alan-partridge/
Just because I've got a shit table
Dares more to Ireland dan dis.
No, no, no.....stop getting Partridge wrong!
No way you big spastic, you're a mentalist!
Quote: lofthouse @ July 26 2011, 10:56 PM BSTNo way you big spastic, you're a mentalist!
Smell my cheese, you mother!
Jet from Gladiators to host a millennium barn dance at Yeovil aerodrome. Properly policed. It must not, I repeat not, turn into an all-night rave.
It's been re-badged, you fool.
Quote: Shandonbelle @ July 26 2011, 9:43 PM BSTDares more to Ireland dan dis.
"It's only £49 return."
"That's what puts me off."
"You've never heard of Wings? They're the band The Beatles could have become."
"I can read you like a book Lynn - not a very good book either, not like Andy McNab's Bravo Two Zero."
Yes it's an extender
"Kettles are saaaaad"
BUTTER MY ARSE!