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I'm Alan Partridge. Alan Partridge (Steve Coogan). Copyright: Talkback Productions.

I'm Alan Partridge

Deluded, insincere, tactless and largely talentless TV chat show host Alan Partridge is reduced to hosting a back-water local radio show

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Jackson Neil

  • Thursday 19th February 2009, 7:16pm [Edited]
  • United Kingdom
  • 341 posts

(Talking to Lynn trying to get her to lie to the Inland Revenue)

Lynn: "Oh, I can't do that, Alan. In the eyes of God.."

Alan: "Lynn, Lynn! I'm on God's side. I can't stand the devil. I think he's bang out of order. I think he's an evil, evil idiot. And I know in the Ten Commandments it says 'Thou shalt not lie', but if the Elephant Man came in here now, with some lipstick on and a nice dress, and said, 'how do I look/' would you say, Lynn - bearing in mind that he's depressed and got respiratory problems - would you say, 'take that blusher off, you ugly, misshapen-headed, elephant tranny'?"

Genius. Discuss.

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bigsize

  • Wednesday 3rd June 2009, 6:11pm
  • newcastle upon tyne, England
  • 27 posts

"I hate archers, the archers and Geofrey Archer. You're all deceitful cowards"

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Lee

  • Wednesday 3rd June 2009, 6:14pm
  • United Kingdom
  • 36,423 posts

Mmmmm Alan.

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Lee

  • Wednesday 3rd June 2009, 6:16pm
  • United Kingdom
  • 36,423 posts

"Stop saying, you threw your monkey in the sea"

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zooo

  • Wednesday 3rd June 2009, 6:19pm
  • United Kingdom
  • 69,239 posts

My dad's monkey fell in the sea. :(

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Matthew Stott

  • Wednesday 3rd June 2009, 6:20pm
  • Yemen
  • 19,296 posts
Quote: Leevil @ June 3 2009, 2:16 PM BST

"Stop saying, you threw your monkey in the sea"


Best-line-ever.

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T.W.

  • Wednesday 3rd June 2009, 6:21pm
  • England
  • 15,786 posts

"At any one time I have nine bottles of wine in my house. Interesting fact."

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bigsize

  • Wednesday 3rd June 2009, 6:21pm
  • newcastle upon tyne, England
  • 27 posts

"I've got access to the kids, but they don't wanna see me"

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john lucas 101

  • Wednesday 3rd June 2009, 6:21pm
  • England
  • 7,098 posts

Pray silence, please, for the Electric Light Orchestra.

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Lee

  • Wednesday 3rd June 2009, 6:21pm
  • United Kingdom
  • 36,423 posts
Quote: zooo @ June 3 2009, 2:19 PM BST

My dad's monkey fell in the sea. :(

Huh Explain.

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bigsize

  • Wednesday 3rd June 2009, 6:23pm
  • newcastle upon tyne, England
  • 27 posts

"This guy, got the lab assistant pregnant. He never see's the kid"

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T.W.

  • Wednesday 3rd June 2009, 6:23pm
  • England
  • 15,786 posts

DAN: The 'Lex' Files?

ALAN: God that's good.

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Matthew Stott

  • Wednesday 3rd June 2009, 6:23pm
  • Yemen
  • 19,296 posts

"Here's what one idiot did-in America!"