- Thursday 19th February 2009, 7:16pm [Edited]
- United Kingdom
- 341 posts
(Talking to Lynn trying to get her to lie to the Inland Revenue)
Lynn: "Oh, I can't do that, Alan. In the eyes of God.."
Alan: "Lynn, Lynn! I'm on God's side. I can't stand the devil. I think he's bang out of order. I think he's an evil, evil idiot. And I know in the Ten Commandments it says 'Thou shalt not lie', but if the Elephant Man came in here now, with some lipstick on and a nice dress, and said, 'how do I look/' would you say, Lynn - bearing in mind that he's depressed and got respiratory problems - would you say, 'take that blusher off, you ugly, misshapen-headed, elephant tranny'?"