I read the news today oh boy! Page 7

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Tom G

  • Tuesday 13th January 2009, 3:10pm
  • England
  • 453 posts

I already sent it, but I liked it and wanted to put it out there. I trust you guys.

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sootyj

  • Tuesday 13th January 2009, 3:20pm
  • England
  • 51,287 posts

Careful some companies check out Google before submitting jokes.

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Aaron

  • Wednesday 14th January 2009, 3:29am
  • Royal Berkshire, England
  • 68,380 posts

Oh blimey, I didn't even make the connection until now. :D

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Stan Doubt

  • Wednesday 14th January 2009, 4:01am
  • England
  • 2,909 posts
Quote: sootyj @ January 13 2009, 6:15 PM GMT

http://www.timesonline.co.uk/tol/news/uk/article5510714.ece

I am f**king livid! I am not nor have I ever been friends with the granny humping, arse coffee drinking retard.


I think you should change your name to whiteyj. Just to avoid any racist connotations.

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roscoff

  • Wednesday 14th January 2009, 4:05am
  • Llandenny Usk, Wales
  • 7,978 posts

:D I heard it on the radio and nearly crashed the car as the sound wave from Sooty's screams came crashing down the road!

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Rob0

  • Wednesday 14th January 2009, 4:13am
  • England
  • 1,263 posts

:D On front page of London Lite. Saw "Sooty" and "It's just an affectionate nickname" and thought he'd been up to some mischief

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Aaron

  • Wednesday 14th January 2009, 5:17pm
  • Royal Berkshire, England
  • 68,380 posts

They're about equal.

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Aaron

  • Wednesday 14th January 2009, 5:45pm
  • Royal Berkshire, England
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Quite alright. I'll be here all day.

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chipolata

  • Wednesday 14th January 2009, 5:47pm
  • England
  • 29,771 posts

Have you got another job yet?

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sootyj

  • Wednesday 14th January 2009, 6:16pm [Edited]
  • England
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Was it a crying, Scottish guy beggin you to run the country so he could just kill himself?

I got that one too, I think Gordon's calling everyone.

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sootyj

  • Thursday 15th January 2009, 2:20pm [Edited]
  • England
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Just watching the G20 announcement on the news, it must be serious Merkels covered her boobs.

Fiscal stimulus package, doesn't that sound like Brown's threatening to give Merkel a punch in the ring?

On a more serious note.

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/south_yorkshire/7830034.stm

What the hell? Is it me or does this feel like the lid is opening up on a national scandal.

Is it time for going back to the days of the 1930s with uniformed social workers having the same powers as police?

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Aaron

  • Thursday 15th January 2009, 6:10pm
  • Royal Berkshire, England
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Quote: sootyj @ January 15 2009, 9:20 AM GMT

Fiscal stimulus package, doesn't that sound like Brown's threatening to give Merkel a punch in the ring?


Which ring?

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