I read the news today oh boy! Page 5

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john lucas 101

  • Tuesday 2nd December 2008, 7:42pm [Edited]
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Quote: Aaron @ December 2 2008, 2:36 PM GMT

What the flipping hell are you people going on about?

Nearly 42,000 postings and now you ask!

(I just thought about that figure: 42 thousand! F**k-ing-nora!)

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zooo

  • Tuesday 2nd December 2008, 7:43pm
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Barrowman's always geting his willy wonka out.

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sootyj

  • Tuesday 2nd December 2008, 7:46pm
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I think his one is.

1 Shut up.
2 Don't shag me.
3 Yes I know I'm a living treasure.

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Aaron

  • Tuesday 2nd December 2008, 7:48pm
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Quote: Griff @ December 2 2008, 2:39 PM GMT

Also, he murdered a taxi driver.


This bit... :/

Quote: sootyj @ December 2 2008, 2:38 PM GMT

I was in a cab with the following list on a laminate.

1 I don't watch football.
2 I don't vote.
3 Don't tell me how hard you are.
4 Don't ask me if it's the end of my shift.
5 The radio stays on BBC 2 or 4.
6 I don't care what your job is.
7 Infact don't talk to me at all.

Laughing out loud

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sootyj

  • Tuesday 2nd December 2008, 7:48pm
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Leslie Grantham killed a taxi driver when he was in the army in Germany.

Went to prison and everything.

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zooo

  • Tuesday 2nd December 2008, 7:49pm
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He is definitely a wrong'un.

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Aaron

  • Tuesday 2nd December 2008, 7:49pm
  • Royal Berkshire, England
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Blimey!

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Lee

  • Tuesday 2nd December 2008, 7:49pm
  • Lincolnshire, United Kingdom
  • 36,341 posts

Was he shooting an enemy solider or just a random taxi driver?

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chipolata

  • Tuesday 2nd December 2008, 7:51pm
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  • 29,722 posts

Isn't the dad in the old Oxo adverts a cabbie now? And that glamour model who starred in The Fast Show?

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zooo

  • Tuesday 2nd December 2008, 7:52pm
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Is it not in your latest issue of Glamour Girls Weekly?

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chipolata

  • Tuesday 2nd December 2008, 7:53pm
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Quote: zooo @ December 2 2008, 2:52 PM GMT

Is it not in your latest issue of Glamour Girls Weekly?

I'll check when I get home. :)

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john lucas 101

  • Tuesday 2nd December 2008, 7:55pm
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Quote: zooo @ December 2 2008, 2:52 PM GMT

Is it not in your latest issue of Glamour Girls Weekly?

I think that's a bit too high class for Chip.

'Disabled Asian Sluts', possibly.

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sootyj

  • Tuesday 2nd December 2008, 7:57pm
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Quote: chipolata @ December 2 2008, 2:51 PM GMT

Isn't the dad in the old Oxo adverts a cabbie now? And that glamour model who starred in The Fast Show?

Oxo dad is, be he swears at the telly when ever Oxo mum is on it.

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chipolata

  • Tuesday 2nd December 2008, 8:06pm
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Quote: sootyj @ December 2 2008, 2:57 PM GMT

Oxo dad is, be he swears at the telly when ever Oxo mum is on it.

So not much swearing nowadays then.

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sootyj

  • Tuesday 2nd December 2008, 8:07pm
  • England
  • 51,287 posts

Has her career tanked? Last I heard she had a big role on the Bill.