I read the news today oh boy! Page 6

Quote: sootyj @ December 2 2008, 3:07 PM GMT

Has her career tanked? Last I heard she had a big role on the Bill.

Actually she might be. I haven't watched the Bill since Burnside was in it.

And didn't she get her muff out in one of the Confessions films?

Quote: chipolata @ December 2 2008, 3:14 PM GMT

Actually she might be. I haven't watched the Bill since Burnside was in it.

And didn't she get her muff out in one of the Confessions films?

She did indeed bare her quim in one of the aforementioned series.

And she was in the Bill as a villainess, but quite a while ago.

Quote: john lucas 101 @ December 2 2008, 3:17 PM GMT

She did indeed bare her quim in one of the aforementioned series.

I remember it being very hairy. As was the fashion back then.

Quote: chipolata @ December 2 2008, 3:18 PM GMT

I remember it being very hairy. As was the fashion back then.

Ah, the good old days. Not this shaven rubbish you get now.

John Barrowman exposed himself and now BBC has to apology. Who makes the programme Shameless? They show a lot?

http://www.hollywoodreporter.com/hr/content_display/world/news/e3i2b831046707ffd25f3d7d7716b265d8a

It was on radio.
If a tree falls in the forest does it make a sound?
If a penis pops out on the radio, can anyone complain?
Apparently so.

*lol*

http://www.express.co.uk/posts/view/75499/Paedophile-hacked-to-death-in-his-caravan-by-a-baying-vigilante-mob

So is this the future of law enforcement?

Quote: sootyj @ December 13 2008, 6:26 PM GMT

http://www.express.co.uk/posts/view/75499/Paedophile-hacked-to-death-in-his-caravan-by-a-baying-vigilante-mob

So is this the future of law enforcement?

I find it hard to have any sympathy for him.

It's pretty shocking stuff. Poor guy.

I don't feel sorry for him, but it's hardly better to be a violent murderer than it is to be a paedo rapist.

Mind you, he did live in a caravan.

*lol*

Interesting the different account of his past convictions and behaviour in that article, and in the articles and news reports I saw during the week.

Quote: Griff @ January 12 2009, 2:22 PM GMT

Council tells couple they are too fat to adopt

As an adoptee myself obviously I have my own views on whether children should be left in orphanages rather than placed with a family however porky they might be.

However we come to this site for comedy so I would just point out the following two quotes from the article:

"The bottom line is I'm too fat. I just feel as though we were only judged on my weight and not all the other good things about us," said Mr Hall, 37, who works in a call centre.

and

Mrs Hall, 31, agreed: "I think it's just gutting."

Oh my!!!

***Humourous joke removed for copyright purposes***

That's a 118 118 joke you prat.

Send it before it gets nicked as it's a gooodun.

http://business.timesonline.co.uk/tol/business/industry_sectors/retailing/article5375642.ece

Is this the most stupid attempt to raise publicity ever?

You hate working for us? Now show the world your bum!