I read the news today oh boy! Page 133

Quote: sootyj @ May 21 2010, 3:26 PM BST

But no public health and I believe Hollywood is over run by feral chiauhas.

Also you are about 3 times more likely to be murdered there.

Mind you aren't you more likely to be maimed in the UK?

I'd rather be murdered than maimed.

Quote: sootyj @ May 21 2010, 3:37 PM BST

Mind you aren't you more likely to be maimed in the UK?

I'd rather be murdered than maimed.

If we had the enlightened gun-ownership policy of the US, then maybe we could turn each of those pathetic maimings into a proper murder.

And guns permit the elderly or the disabled to join in the slaughter.

Perhaps the RNIB could have gun dogs for the blind?

Let's face it, what we really need is a machine gun in every street, constantly strafing the pavements. There would be no more gangs of hoodies hanging around causing trouble, and we wouldn't have to suffer the Jehovah's Witnesses at the door.

Quote: Nogget @ May 21 2010, 3:34 PM BST

Also you are about 3 times more likely to be murdered there.

If you're black, a drug dealer or a gang member. Other than that, I'd say the rates are about equal.

Quote: DaButt @ May 21 2010, 5:41 PM BST

If you're black, a drug dealer or a gang member. Other than that, I'd say the rates are about equal.

You easily out serial killer us. I'm quite jealous.

But Harold Shipman did a good job at balancing the numbers out.

Quote: Leevil @ May 21 2010, 6:43 PM BST

But Harold Shipman did a good job at balancing the numbers out.

:)

This guy was quite efficient, too;

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/H._H._Holmes

http://www.digitalspy.co.uk/comics/news/a221351/thundercats-writer-goes-missing.html

:O :(

What a sordid death oh well they'll probably repeat the cartoons then.

:( Oh my, severed arms etc. Poor man.

Re Sarah Ferguson - I'm finding it very hard to have an opinion on this. It's made my moral compass stick right in the middle. On the one hand, I'm not a big fan of this kind of journalism . Nor do I have much admiration or time for the Monarchy and related hangers on.

I wonder if we can predict who will be the next unlikely individual to be outed
by a weekend paper?

My money's on Bill Maynard.

At least they didn't wheel out the Fake Sheikh again. I hated that c**t. I did.

Was he a News of the World c**t or a M@*l on Sunday c**t?