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There's a perverse irony that the doctor who made a name for himself by writing books and appearing on TV promoting healthy living and how to live longer, should now be found dead on a Greek island from what appears to be just tripping over and hitting his head on the jagged rocks.

Nevertheless, Rest in Peace

I don't know what Hilary Clinton was doing today , but I'm pretty sure she wasn't meeting with a Parole officer, unlike a certain sweaty orange douche bag

Lock him up! Lock him up!

And maybe someone on here not too far away should be meeting their psychiatrist. 🙂

GDP figures out today

0.0% growth

Unemployment figures out yesterday - highest rate for two years

The plan is working

The net is closing in....

A 46-year-old man has been arrested as part of a National Crime Agency investigation into PPE Medpro.

The NCA is looking into suspected criminal offences in the procurement of PPE contracts by the consortium.

The suspect, from Barnet, north London, was held at his home on Wednesday morning, the agency said.

He was arrested on suspicion of conspiracy to commit fraud and of attempting to pervert the course of justice, and is being interviewed by NCA officers.

PPE Medpro, a consortium led by Baroness Michelle Mone's husband Doug Barrowman, was awarded government contracts worth more than ÂĢ200m to supply personal protective equipment after Lady Mone recommended it to ministers.

Lingerie entrepreneur Lady Mone, 52, and Mr Barrowman, 59, have faced controversy over the so-called "VIP lane" contracts granted to some firms to supply items designed to protect against coronavirus infection during the COVID pandemic.

Quote: Alfred J Kipper @ 12th June 2024, 8:59 AM

And maybe someone on here not too far away should be meeting their psychiatrist. 🙂

It's hardly a sign of mental illness. I think most people in the UK would agree that Trump should be in prison.

And Biden in a home.

Quote: Chris Hallam @ 13th June 2024, 6:40 AM

It's hardly a sign of mental illness. I think most people in the UK would agree that Trump should be in prison.

It's not the opinion; it's the obsession.

Donald Trumps descent into senility gathers pace

His latest suggestion is to make immigrants fight cage fighters

Joe Biden is old

Trump on the other hand is certifiably insane

You been spraying this on yerself again?

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Trump is a dangerous and alarmingly unstable character. He may yet end up leading perhaps the most powerful nation in the world. A very serious issue. It's not such a crazy thing to be obsessed by!

Well, that's what we need - two nutters in charge. We can all then take a happy pill and join in a mass Big Sleep. Would solve a lot of problems.

From Dr Strange Love, an edited phone call between Trump and Putin:

"Vlad? Don here. Now then, Vlad, you know how we've always talked about the possibility of something going wrong with the Bomb... The Bomb, Vlad... The hydrogen bomb!... Well now, what happened is... ahm... one of our base commanders, he had a sort of... well, he went a little funny in the head... you know... just a little... funny. And, ah... he went and did a silly thing... Well, I'll tell you what he did. He ordered his planes... to attack your country..."

Quote: Chris Hallam @ 25th June 2024, 8:35 AM

Trump is a dangerous and alarmingly unstable character. He may yet end up leading perhaps the most powerful nation in the world. A very serious issue. It's not such a crazy thing to be obsessed by!

I don't think Trump will win because he's alienated vast swathes of women with what he's helped do to abortion policy in America.

That said, I actually think it might be quite entertaining if he did become President again because he's a hate-filled criminally insane old duffer who'll go on a massive revenge spree if he gets in. Popcorn at the ready.

Quote: chipolata @ 25th June 2024, 11:50 AM

I don't think Trump will win because he's alienated vast swathes of women with what he's helped do to abortion policy in America.

That said, I actually think it might be quite entertaining if he did become President again because he's a hate-filled criminally insane old duffer who'll go on a massive revenge spree if he gets in. Popcorn at the ready.

I know this a comedy site, but I don't think this would actually be that much fun in practice.

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