I read the news today oh boy! Page 1,165

Charles is ironing his royal standards. Just in case.

It's a bit mean of her to hang on so long and ensure Charles best king days are behind him.

The best thing she's ever done is prevent him becoming King.

If he was king he'd be in more of a straightjacket. As a roving free range Prince he's been more able to intefere and poke his nose into things.

...yeah, into Camilla.

They cured teh Aids

Woot!

Looks like The Queen's going to be on the throne even longer now....

Apparently none of her family could find out how she was because when they rang the hospital the staff hung up.

Quote: Brian Bickerstaffe @ March 4 2013, 6:36 PM GMT

Looks like The Queen's going to be on the throne even longer now....

Constipated again huh?

Quote: lofthouse @ March 4 2013, 6:33 PM GMT

They cured teh Aids

Woot!

They um, no longer detect aids in a baby that did or did not have it, is my understanding.

...and it has nothing to do with Cat AIDS (an expression I learned from Lee).

Quote: Gordon Bennett @ March 4 2013, 6:40 PM GMT

...and it has nothing to do with Cat AIDS (an expression I learned from Lee).

:O I don't remember this? Was it a practical lesson?

Zooo told us she got scratched by a cat. You suggested she might have caught cat AIDS.

Quote: Gordon Bennett @ March 4 2013, 6:43 PM GMT

Zooo told us she got scratched by a cat. You suggested she might have caught cat AIDS.

Well zooo has been known to transmit it to the local cats.

Never stroke a cat without contraceptive gloves.

Quote: Gordon Bennett @ March 4 2013, 6:46 PM GMT

Never stroke a cat without contraceptive gloves.

A cat would look silly wearing gloves!