Stylee decided to try a vajazzle' so stuck diamante' on her Tampax.

Dellas had Whiskers Rabbit and Lamb on toast for her tea.

OldRockers Johnny Mathis Impression is so good that Jack Jones once punched him in the face.

SS gave a moving rendition of 'Ace of Spades' by Motörhead at his local pub's karaoke. He won a bottle of Lambrini. As an encore he sang 'Du Reichts So Gut' by Rammstein and was ejected from the premises. He wishes he'd done 'Danny Boy'.

Nicky Liar once got 6 months for Pergury.

Walt won the 1966 Bolton Spelling Bee

Nicky Liar's real surname is Gurdinface.

Unaware that the audience was actually clamouring for her presence by calling her name, Booo never made it onto the stage at the 1946 Royal Variety Performance.

sylee is so independent she has a personal oxygen mask, she cannot breathe other morons breath.

Dellas once came round my house and spat on all my eggs.

Ignatius Rake hates Ricicles

Because of what SimonWing forced me to do with them. This Wing chap also sells trousers out the back of a van.

Rake always looks on the dark side of life, and eats weetabix raw.

During TV transmissions of Robson Green's 'Extreme fishing', dellas hides in a box.

Brian Bickerstaff missed Judge Judy so had to watch Jeremy Kyle.