Steve Sunshine can recall a conversation last Saturday regarding tomatoes.

Booo's birth name is actually Pooo.

Bill Jaguar invented the CatBat
A Bat for Batting your Cats

The Sun Shines out of Steve Sunshines... Arse.

Wait is still in a queue- as always.

Dellas has never had to solve a problem like Maria.

Percival has to set alarm to remind him to de-frost his microwave dinner.

Dellas is a gangsta rapper who has a long-standing feud with Alan Titchmarsh.

Harridan was once at a Gardening show in Portugal
And grabbed someones Tomatoes.

Steve Sunshine is incorrect about Harridan, she stole some ones 'PLUMS'.

Dellas pays taxes.

Big Jacks name is not a euphemism

Sean Knight is one of the UKs most talented artists. His career is being held back though by his insistance on signing every single one of his paintings with a large, very detailed drawing of a dog's cock in the top right hand corner.

Ishy's Trademark is a simple 'piss-spray' on reverse; cannot be refuted.

Dellas dances naked in the moonlight to honour the God of traffic wardens.