Sorry - still don't get it. Maybe the girls will get it without an explanation.
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Chip's covered in squirrel fur after what he suspects was a futile attempt to save a squirrel he found in the middle of the road. 
Tell it to the police pervert!
Quote: Marc P @ February 28 2012, 9:04 AM GMTTell it to the police pervert!
You wouldn't be so jocular if you'd felt his floppy body or seen his big moist eyes staring into the middle distance! My Tuesday is scarred.
Quote: chipolata @ February 28 2012, 9:09 AM GMTYou wouldn't be so jocular if you'd felt his floppy body or seen his big moist eyes staring into the middle distance! My Tuesday is scarred.
Quote: chipolata @ February 28 2012, 8:48 AM GMTChip's covered in squirrel fur after what he suspects was a futile attempt to save a squirrel he found in the middle of the road.
Nooooooo! Poor squirrel. Never to bury his nuts again.
Quote: chipolata @ February 28 2012, 8:48 AM GMTChip's covered in squirrel fur after what he suspects was a futile attempt to save a squirrel he found in the middle of the road.
Don't eat it.
When it gets run over the bowel is squashed infecting all of the meet with excrement.
Very poisonous.
Quote: L.E. @ February 28 2012, 10:02 AM GMTNooooooo!
Snigger.
Yesterdays 'Womens Hour' had a feature on 'Women- are they funny'?, very interesting. They had a guy from 'Chortle' web-site on, He was discussing the 'Chortle Comedy Awards', the programme was surprised that no women featured in the winners? a shock, given the rise of Sarah Millican, Miranda Hart etall;
In the credits they listed 'Chortle' as British comedy Guide?, well, I wondered what others think? Was Arron/EL/ Zooo asked to contribute?, seems silly no females were available to comment?.
If they had been asked to comment Dellas they wouldn't have stopped going on about it! 
Sorry Marc had to re-edit!
Quote: Marc P @ February 28 2012, 9:04 AM GMTTell it to the police pervert!
I'm gonna be a couple of hours late for work after not setting my alarm correctly. Bugger.
Quote: dellas @ February 28 2012, 10:40 AM GMTYesterdays 'Womens Hour' had a feature on 'Women- are they funny'?, very interesting. They had a guy from 'Chortle' web-site on, He was discussing the 'Chortle Comedy Awards', the programme was surprised that no women featured in the winners? a shock, given the rise of Sarah Millican, Miranda Hart etall;
In the credits they listed 'Chortle' as British comedy Guide?, well, I wondered what others think? Was Arron/EL/ Zooo asked to contribute?, seems silly no females were available to comment?.
I'm a moderator of the site, not a founder/director/owner - so would be ridiculous for me to pass comment.
Quote: L.E. @ February 28 2012, 11:14 AM GMTI'm a moderator of the site, not a founder/director/owner - so would be ridiculous for me to pass comment.
Never normally stops you!
OH gosh, you can't comment? I was supporting this site as better than 'Chortle' that is why I was surprised.