I'm perfectly proud,
That my statement allowed,
You all to rehearse,
Your skills in blank verse.
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Quote: Scatterbrained Floozy @ February 29 2012, 3:38 PM GMTI'm perfectly proud,
That my statement allowed,
You all to rehearse,
Your skills in blank verse.
Hang on... are you blind?
Both mine and yours Rhymed!
There once was a writer called Joel
(Who in life) only had one big goal
Whilst wearing soiled panties
Of elderly aunties
To put a dead cat up his hole
Quote: Marc P @ February 29 2012, 3:44 PM GMTHang on... are you blind?
Both mine and yours Rhymed!
I needed another syllable! Poetic license. Or something.
Quote: Scatterbrained Floozy @ February 29 2012, 3:38 PM GMTI'm perfectly proud,
That my statement allowed,
You all to rehearse,
Your skills in blank rhymed verse.
Better? 
I am meant to be reading!
Quote: sootyj @ February 10 2012, 10:36 AM GMTPLEASE ADD INUENDO JOKE AS SOOTYJ AWAY
Look how well my signage business is doing!
Just noticed nobody noticed this hilarious post of mine.
Notice it damn you!
Quote: sootyj @ March 1 2012, 10:57 AM GMTJust noticed nobody noticed this hilarious post of mine.
Notice it damn you!
That's beautiful. Reminds me of www.cakewrecks.com
Quote: sootyj @ March 1 2012, 10:57 AM GMTJust noticed nobody noticed this hilarious past of mine.
Notice it damn you!
You got a suspended sentence and the dog was never traced..
Actually the dog got sentenced and I was never traced.
There's no justice is there?
My family are so creative. Everyone can make something. Even the dog. Last night he made a bolt for the door.
L.E. has only 1.5 days left at work until she's off work for 8 days! Wonderful!
Is deliberating between buying an Imac or a powerbook... hmmm???
Very happy it's nearly Friday. I haven't had a full day off for two weeks. Has been a long stressful few weeks.
Quote: Marc P @ March 1 2012, 1:22 PM GMTIs deliberating between buying an Imac or a powerbook... hmmm???
You'll get smoother legs with an Imac.
Quote: L.E. @ March 1 2012, 1:21 PM GMTL.E. has only 1.5 days left at work until she's off work for 8 days! Wonderful!
Jealous. Are you doing anything exciting?
Quote: Marc P @ March 1 2012, 1:22 PM GMTIs deliberating between buying Imac or lady shaver... hmmm???
Real men wax their chests.