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Woops! And the dishes! I am soooo hair-brained!

What's your husbands email?

I think he deserves to hear about this!

I may even enter you in the Daily Mails bad wives column.

Quote: dellas @ February 28 2012, 11:28 AM GMT

:) OH gosh, you can't comment? I was supporting this site as better than 'Chortle' that is why I was surprised.

Believe me, we all think this site is better.

I don't.

Wave

Quote: sootyj @ February 28 2012, 12:23 PM GMT

If you're typing this, then who's doing the laundry?

I believe Harridan has a man 'who does', well I do,... excuse off to hairdresser for new 'extensions', so difficult keeping up with trends! You guys have no idea.

Quote: Harridan @ February 28 2012, 12:08 PM GMT

It's these new-fangled technological doohickeys! I just can't get my head around them! I mean they haven't even put the letters in the order of the alphabet song! I'm gonna find me a rich man so I can have his babies and read magazines all day! Don't you worry about me!

Re mags - I can recommend the Spare Rib, if like most modern women you like a snooze in the afternoon!

Quote: Marc P @ February 28 2012, 12:49 PM GMT

Re mags - I can recommend the Spare Rib, if like most modern women you like a snooze in the afternoon!

hahaha! Is that still going?

Shouldn't think so. Bravissimo took them successfully to court .

;) It is not, RC set fire to the building! only kidding!

Quote: sootyj @ February 28 2012, 12:26 PM GMT

I may even enter you.

You are insatiable!

Finally someone took that open goal!

I couldn't miss it.

Packing. Moving house on Friday. Let the chaos begin...

Status update:

Currently wondering whether my new hormone tablets will affect my sexual orientation. It's a very odd possibility and one that I'm deeply uncomfortable with. Fortunate that I'm single, I suppose...