Alex Salmond says an independent Scotland will bring down the Irn Bru curtain.
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Quote: AndyGilder @ 13th February 2014, 11:57 AM GMTAlex Salmond says an independent Scotland will bring down the Irn Bru curtain.
Ha! 
Quote: AndyGilder @ 13th February 2014, 11:57 AM GMTAlex Salmond says an independent Scotland will bring down the Irn Bru curtain.
nice
It rain for 40 days and 40 nights in the bible and the floods wiped out the planet!
It's now rained for 38 days straight! anyone else starting to shit themselves?
What does Prince Charles have in common with the rest of the population?
He just wants the reign to end.
Operation Yew Tree?
More like Operation you're free to go.
Oscar Pistorius has written a Valentine's Day tribute to his dead girfriend.
"Roses are red
There's blood everywhere
I wish I had just
Asked who was there"
Quote: Nick81 @ 13th February 2014, 4:50 PM GMTOperation Yew Tree?
More like Operation you're free to go.
Operation you go free?
Remember ladies, if you can't afford a gift for your man there are other ways to please him.
After all, it's the throat that counts.
Next week, on Piers Morgan's Lifers Stories...
Quote: AndyGilder @ 14th February 2014, 9:15 AM GMTOscar Pistorius has written a Valentine's Day tribute to his dead girfriend.
"Roses are red
There's blood everywhere
I wish I had just
Asked who was there"
I went to the pet shop to buy some breeding birds
They said have you got a storecard?
I said no but I think I've excited a pelican.
Very good
Theres a new brand of chewing gum that lasts all the way till act 3
It's chekhovs gum
Quote: Steve Sunshine @ 14th February 2014, 8:43 PM GMTI went to the pet shop to buy some breeding birds
They said have you got a storecard?
I said no but I think I've excited a pelican.
I started an orgie at the small penis society the other day!!!!!!!!!
Didn't think I still had it in me !