I read the news today oh boy! Page 1,269
Quote: Gordon Bennett @ August 20 2013, 10:59 AM BSThttp://www.idigitaltimes.co.uk/articles/496536/20130820/wwf-global-footprint-network-earth-overshoot-day.htm
That's it then. We have used up our share of the Earth's resources for this year and the whole human population has to hibernate now until January 1st.
Pity we will miss Christmas, but we can have a great New Year's Day.
Quote: billwill @ August 20 2013, 12:12 PM BSTThibernate
Good idea, I could do without the winter...wake up next march or april.
Way to miss the only good bit of the year.
Winter is the poor man's summer.
Hooray now I don't feel bad about missing edfinburgh
Quote: sootyj @ August 20 2013, 6:53 PM BSThttp://thejohnfleming.wordpress.com/2013/08/20/edinburgh-fringe-act-reveals-he-was-beaten-up-by-his-partner-to-get-publicity-and-wins-early-malcolm-hardee-award/
Hooray now I don't feel bad about missing edfinburgh
Hitting yourself in the face with the blunt end of a milk whisk for publicity! Now that's Fu**ing commitment.... 
Commitment to being a loony
It doesn't seem to be going down well on my facebook feed.
Cruel and inhuman punishment: http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-23777143
Quote: Tursiops @ August 21 2013, 8:28 AM BSTCruel and inhuman punishment: http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-23777143
Definitely a sketch in there somewhere 
I'm sure I had a call from them yesterday?... threatened to break my legs unless I signed up??....
Benedict Cumberbatch being great:
http://www.buzzfeed.com/ellievhall/benedict-cumberbatch-sherlock-egypt-paparazzi
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