Harry Hill reads the news; Michael McIntyre takes over Donald MacIntyre's investigative journalism show; trailers for the British versions of American Pie and High School Musical; a song from Coldplay; the late-night version of Hole In The Wall; Russell Brand phones up Keith and Orville; and David Mitchell stars in EastEnders.

List of Sketches

TV News Burp
Bruce Parry collects post
Daily Mail Credit Crunch Movies: A Fistful of Coupons
Daily Mail Credit Crunch Movies: The Devil Wears ASDA
Daily Mail Credit Crunch Movies: Amityville Horror
British Secondary School Musical
Piii Advert: High Street Urinator
Great Inventors: Henry Ford parking ticket
Great Inventors: The Wright brothers lost luggage
Great Inventors: John Logie Baird bad critic reviews
The Charmer: Interview
The Wallwank Redemption (Boy George film)
The return of The Trustafarians
Fragrance Advert: Bigot by Nick Griffin
McIntyre Undercover: Call Girl
Starbucks: Coffee to Suit Everyone
Movie Trailer: Steak & Kidney Pie (British American Pie)

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Heston Blumenthal: Breath Mint
The Mind Cop: Monkey laboratory
Coldplay - Cocks (1)
Daily Mail Movies Re-Mastered So Nazis Win: Saving Private Ryan
Daily Mail Movies Re-Mastered So Nazis Win: The Pianist
Daily Mail Movies Re-Mastered So Nazis Win: Shindler's List
Coldplay - Cocks (2)
Piii Advert: Plastic Surgeon
Eastenders with David Mitchell
Trailer: Abortion of Chips
Hole In The Wall Late
Rugby Boys
Voiceover Gary: In the lift
News: Politically Correct terms overturned
T Snore with Rick Edwards and Alexa Chung
Russell Brand phones Keith and Orville
Lost UK