Quote: Chappers @ 12th May 2015, 9:23 PM BST

and I don't want to know about you and your member.

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In a certain light, it is a thing of beauty.

That light being the dark.

Ah, but you see, the end glows.

Quote: Hercules Grytpype Thynne @ 12th May 2015, 10:27 PM BST

Ah, but you see, the end glows.

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Is that because you rub it too vigorously?

Me and 69 guests online.

I hope that number is not significant.

Quote: Chappers @ 12th May 2015, 10:38 PM BST

Is that because you rub it too vigorously?

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Is that just me then?

Under a tornado watch for the next 7 hours. Looks like a good storm is on its way. We can use the rain.

is that part of Obama's plan to take over the great state of Texas?

Quote: sootyj @ 13th May 2015, 4:13 PM BST

is that part of Obama's plan to take over the great state of Texas?

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Once he's done screwing up the Marine Corps.

Ben is recovering from viral gastroenteritis.

Quote: Ben @ 13th May 2015, 9:05 PM BST

Ben is recovering from viral gastroenteritis.

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Quote: Ben @ 13th May 2015, 9:05 PM BST

gastroenteritis.

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Gastro...sounds like food...very nice!

Got so dehydrated from endless vomiting on Sunday morning that I ended up on a drip. They gave me an anti vomiting drug which stopped all that nonsense pretty quickly though.

No complaints about the NHS under the Tories from me. Excellent service.

Lee tried fried calamari for the first time tonight and was quite disappointed by the lack of taste I've been wanting to try it for so long and all it tasted like was a rubber band covered in batter. Gutted.

Quote: Ben @ 13th May 2015, 9:12 PM BST

No complaints about the NHS under the Tories from me. Excellent service.

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Give it a couple of years . . .