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Quote: zooo @ 21st July 2014, 9:47 PM BST

What is its name?

Rosie Ricketts.

Aw, catchy.

Quote: Ben @ 21st July 2014, 9:57 PM BST

Rosie Ricketts.

More vitamin D and calcium in its food then it could be Rosie Straight Legs.

Ben found out he's got an extra day's holiday this year! He was owed one from last year, but didn't realise!

Quote: beaky @ 21st July 2014, 9:19 PM BST

He hasn't - he's out dogging.

Did you two bump into each other?!

Quote: Ben @ 22nd July 2014, 6:37 PM BST

Ben found out he's got an extra day's holiday this year! He was owed one from last year, but didn't realise!

That does sound a little like a disease from a dickens novel

Would like to be drinking lots of wine and cider. Will have to wait until Friday night though as still have two days of work to get through.

Ben is out on Friday night for several drinks. He can't wait.

Have just dined al fresco and now about to watch (spit!) Commonwealth Games opening to listen to the derisive catcalls when Scotland appears in the farcical costumes. You won't believe it. Poor bastards, having to wear such shite.

Chip's just cut his sandwiches for tomorrow.
No meat, not in this heat.
Just spread.

Just bread and spread? No filling?

Quote: Lee @ 23rd July 2014, 8:48 PM BST

Just bread and spread? No filling?

Cheese triangles and lemon curd.

Quote: chipolata @ 23rd July 2014, 8:54 PM BST

Cheese triangles and lemon curd.

Sick

Sounds like the type of snack a serial killer might have before a killing spree.

Ben just had a shave so that he can lay in a little longer tomorrow morning.

I now shave my face with my DIY head shaver

Takes about 45 seconds to do my whole face