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In Tesco?

You Scots are mentalists

Ben has managed to stay awake through the day and even do a few squats at the gym.

Quote: lofthouse @ 26th July 2014, 7:39 PM BST

Flotilla

Make a note of that word Darling

Are We invading already? Tad unsporting they havent voted for Independence yet

Quote: lofthouse @ 26th July 2014, 7:39 PM BST

Flotilla

Make a note of that word Darling

Are We invading already? Tad unsporting they havent voted for Independence yet

But we will .... Meh, heh, heh!

Mr. K is in a huff with me because I've just told him his memory is shite. What do you say? His memory IS shite.

Don't worry keewik, it'll soon blow over when he forgets what he was arguing about.

What did he say Keewik, he can't remember what he was thinking when he married you?

Laughing out loud Laughing out loud Laughing out loud Think that"s happened!

Ben has a moth on the loose!

Migraine :(

It's after midnight on a work night. Have to be up in just over seven hours for work but not remotely ready for sleep. Tomorrow shall be fun.

Ben is a busy bee.

I've had to get a pigeon and a magpie out of my verandah today (different times though).

Is a magpie good luck?

Quote: Ben @ 29th July 2014, 10:15 PM BST

Is a magpie good luck?

Not for this f**ker, he banged his head about six times.

Quote: Oldrocker @ 29th July 2014, 8:40 PM BST

I've had to get a pigeon and a magpie out of my verandah today (different times though).

Is that a euph...?