Isn't an Alpha Male a vicar?
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Quote: Renegade Carpark @ 21st April 2014, 11:07 PM BSTJust go on Google and type in 'Alpha Male Traits'. A three second search is all it takes to find the answers to things.
They'd probably be traits for alpha females too. It's the "alpha" bit that's key there.
Quote: Jennie @ 21st April 2014, 7:13 PM BSTThat is the beauty of evolution - there really is someone for everyone.
Where's my one then ?
Wiping his bollocks with a tea towel
When a pretty girl shaves their head, sometimes their attractive feminine facial features become more apparent. I'm not saying it's an amazing look but sometimes it works for them.
Okay, back to lurking... 
Apparently it is the same with men and their penises Lee.
Quote: Lee @ 22nd April 2014, 10:40 AM BSTWhen a pretty girl shaves their head, sometimes their attractive feminine facial features become more apparent.
Abso-bloody-lutely!
Quote: Lee @ 22nd April 2014, 10:40 AM BSTWhen a pretty girl shaves their head, sometimes their attractive feminine facial features become more apparent. I'm not saying it's an amazing look but sometimes it works for them.
Okay, back to lurking...
God, Wanda Ventham was gorgeous . . .
Jack in The Worm That Turned?
Benedict's mummy!
Hey Zooo who are you in your creepy Sherlock slash fiction?
Quote: zooo @ 25th April 2014, 11:08 AM BSTBenedict's mummy!
Woe you actually went there!
Quote: zooo @ 25th April 2014, 11:10 AM BST
There are worst jokes. Least he didn't do the "he came out of her cumberbatch..."
Quote: Paul Wimsett @ 25th April 2014, 11:44 AM BSTThere are worst jokes.
Yeah but they're Sooty's as well.