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US Census Form 1982

Q1 Are you a communist? if yes goto Q1

Q2 Why don't you take pink red ass back to Moscow?

US Census Form 2011

Q1 Are you a muslim? is yes goto Q2

Q2 Why don't you go back to Kabul you towel head (then we can bomb you)?

Hey Chip did you fellate the whole of the UN?

Quote: chipolata @ March 9 2011, 2:18 PM GMT

I love a bit of custard. White, yellow or pink - I don't mind.

But not brown? Racist.

Quote: zooo @ March 9 2011, 2:52 PM GMT

You'd think they'd all go to the gym just for something to do.

For many inmates the weight gain is muscle, not fat.

Ah I seee.

Yeh whats with the gym equipment?

I want fat slobby unthreatening excons.

Quote: sootyj @ March 9 2011, 3:07 PM GMT

Yeh whats with the gym equipment?

I want fat slobby unthreatening excons.

Prisoners without access to gym equipment just do pushups and sit-ups in their cells all day.

Quote: Griff @ March 9 2011, 3:11 PM GMT

We should give them all BCG logins. That'd put an end to it.

There's no place for semi-literate hate mongers here.

Hiya!

Wave

Musicals.

Murder She Wrote.....

Oh, I get it, it's not about ACTUAL mysteries?? Well in that case, my vote goes to the firkin' X Factor. I don't get it, and I don't want to. Every year I go out of my way to avoid it, but every other person on God's Earth seems obsessed with it. WHY???

One Born Every Minute is another one - it trends on Twitter it's so popular. But having had a baby myself, I can confirm, it ain't nice, it ain't pretty*, and when it's a total stranger, it's not interesting either.

* "it" in this case refers to childbirth, not to the baby herself, who is bloody gorgeous.

Quote: Posiekins @ March 9 2011, 4:02 PM GMT

* "it" in this case refers to childbirth, not to the baby herself, who is bloody gorgeous.

Even when covered in goo and screaming?

Quote: Leevil @ March 9 2011, 4:03 PM GMT

Even when covered in goo and screaming?

Admittedly less so, but then I'm biased, I guess!

Quote: Posiekins @ March 9 2011, 4:09 PM GMT

Admittedly less so, but then I'm biased, I guess!

Are you a baby?

I can't think of any reason to watch that other than to entirely put yourself off ever giving birth.

Quote: David Bussell @ March 9 2011, 4:13 PM GMT

Are you a baby?

No. I am covered in goo and screaming though.

Kate Moss.

I really don't get why a boss-eyed slack-jawed waster is constantly hyped as a Super Model.