Chalk on the fingers? *shudders violently*

Top Tip.

Need to know the time?

Pop into Argos and buy a cheap watch.

The time should be printed on your till receipt.

Classic Frank Skinner joke!

Which he probably got out of the Top Tips section of an old copy of Viz which is currently providing reading matter in my bog. (not at this moment of course)

I was joking!

So you should be, on this forum.

He was an arrogant prick. I love The Beatles but can't be arsed with him, the wife beating twat.

Ahem.

I didn't know he was a wife beater. Was he really? *sits amid the ashes of teenage illusions*

I think that was before his time with Yoko. Ok, that doesn't make ist better.

Nor did I.

Got worse when I read this http://listverse.com/2012/05/12/top-10-unpleasant-facts-about-john-lennon/

If you were going to punch someone, surely... no, never mind.

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If you were going to punch someone, surely... no, never mind.

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I think Ringo's my favourite.

Quote: zooo @ 5th February 2014, 9:10 PM GMT

I think Ringo's my favourite.

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That drum beating twat.