Imagine if they cloned a TRex and everyone starting make jokes about it not being able to masturbate.
Not so funny now is it?
Even 70 tonne thunder lizards have feelings.
Which reminds me hows your mum doing?

Bit harsh on zooo's mum.

Did she eat her?

Did zooo eat her mum? That's a bit too far, sootyj.

Hey Nils what's your favourite safety word?

Quote: Nil Putters @ 21st February 2014, 4:16 PM GMT

That's a bit too far, sootyj.

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Say it like you mean it man.

http://ampp3d.mirror.co.uk/2014/02/21/wayne-rooney-earnings/

I bet Elton John is literally praying for Scotland to become idependent so he can launch his new smash hit single Candle In The Wind 2014. "Goodbye celtic rose...".

Vomits noisily.

Top Tip from Viz.

Breast men, skip the first aisle in the supermarket. That way they'll be coming towards you.

Bum men, follow the normal route.

pervert!

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are those zebras

Quote: sootyj @ 3rd March 2014, 9:49 PM GMT

are those zebras

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Don't you touch 'em!!

Quote: zooo @ 3rd March 2014, 9:37 PM GMT

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Ah! Nothing like a handful of Badgers/Zebras ready for a good culling.