My Humphries. Now there's a great gay character. 
Quote: zooo @ March 4, 2008, 8:33 PMSteven didn't mean to be nasty to Ian
He's just misunderstood, the poor lamb. And he needs a good fu.... Ahem. Never mind. Nothing to see here.
(... He does look kind of like Ian Huntley though.)
No!!
Quote: zooo @ March 4, 2008, 8:33 PMSteven didn't mean to be nasty to Ian
He shot his stepmum in the womb!
with a gun.
with his bare hands.
Isn't Ian only his stepdad anyway though?
You can fu him though Zooo. He is kind of cute in a psychotic way.
I would rather take Ian up the wrong un though.
Quote: Aaron @ March 4, 2008, 8:40 PMIsn't Ian only his stepdad anyway though?
Yea.
Maybe Ian is Joseph re incarnated. That would make Steven Christ & Cindy Mary.
Hee. I wants to fu him lots.
But he didn't just shoot her in the womb!
Ian's stupid daughter brought the gun, there was a big scuffle for it, and Jane got shot by accident!
Steven is innocent!!!
And due for a fu.
Quote: zooo @ March 4, 2008, 8:42 PMHee. I wants to fu him lots.
But he didn't just shoot her in the womb!
Ian's stupid daughter brought the gun, there was a big scuffle for it, and Jane got shot by accident!
Steven is innocent!!!
And due for a fu.
He shot her in the womb after holding them hostage. He aimed it at her fanny, but due to his un-fu wibbly wobbly eyes he burst her womb apart.
Fanny. 
Jane doesn't have one. It closed up after exposure to Ian Beale.
Quote: zooo @ March 4, 2008, 8:48 PMFanny.
Not surprising really. He is one revolting individual. I bet he has a big angry purple cock.
Quote: zooo @ March 4, 2008, 8:48 PMFanny.
You made me laugh.
(It gets intriguinger and intriguinger as to what gets zooo on the go!)
I know Azza. Steven Beale.
He does have cool hair though. I think Zooo is a floppy hair lover.
Which I must add, is horny on a geezer.
Floppy hair? I thought anything floppy would be an instant turn-off?
Sulky boy with hidden vulnerabilities + floppy hair = zooo on the go.
P.S. Re Eastenders, what the hell was wrong with rough woman who works in pub? (Why can't I remember names? I watch it every day.)
*makes a note*
This is all going down in the Homoble.
Quote: zooo @ March 4, 2008, 9:00 PMP.S. Re Eastenders, what the hell was wrong with rough woman who works in pub? (Why can't I remember names? I watch it every day.)
Shirley. (SHE KILLED TERRY! )
I dunno. Did she see something? When she was at the top of the stairs, I could have sworn she was shaking, but only very very slightly. Thought she was about to collapse down them with a stroke or something.
Quote: Aaron @ March 4, 2008, 9:03 PM*makes a note*
This is all going down in the Homoble.
Shirley. (SHE KILLED TERRY!
I dunno. Did she see something? When she was at the top of the stairs, I could have sworn she was shaking, but only very very slightly. Thought she was about to collapse down them with a stroke or something.
I reckon she found a lump. Deano has been living in her armpit.