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All this world cup shite. I want the News NOW, NOT AT BLOODY 11pm.

The 10 o'clock news is more of a summery of the day's news. Which I'm guessing will heavily feature Rolf Harris performing two little boys.

Quote: Lee @ 1st July 2014, 10:26 PM BST

The 10 o'clock news is more of a summery of the day's news. Which I'm guessing will heavily feature Rolf Harris performing two little boys.

?- tries not to look shocked/snigger?-

Quote: keewik @ 1st July 2014, 10:23 PM BST

All this world cup shite. I want the News NOW, NOT AT BLOODY 11pm.

I can understand that being Scotch you're not interested in football.

Quote: RobJ @ 1st July 2014, 8:15 PM BST

People waiting for lifts who don't expect there to be other people getting out of the lift.

Quote: Oldrocker @ 1st July 2014, 9:04 PM BST

And, by extension, people getting into lifts before the people who want to get out have done so.

Um - isn't that the same thing?

Quote: Chappers @ 1st July 2014, 11:34 PM BST

I can understand that being Scotch you're not interested in football.

Um - isn't that the same thing?

No, because they could just stand there and block your passage instead of pushing into the lift.

Quote: Oldrocker @ 1st July 2014, 11:43 PM BST

No, because they could just stand there and block your passage instead.

You could always toss yourself off instead.

Quote: Chappers @ 1st July 2014, 11:57 PM BST

You could always toss yourself off instead.

I believe he never said that joke . . far too unsubtle.

Quote: Oldrocker @ 2nd July 2014, 12:00 AM BST

I believe he never said that joke . . far too unsubtle.

;)

Quote: keewik @ 1st July 2014, 10:23 PM BST

All this world cup shite. I want the News NOW, NOT AT BLOODY 11pm.

News is available 24 hours on several channels. What's the problem?

Quote: Nogget @ 2nd July 2014, 5:44 AM BST

News is available 24 hours on several channels. What's the problem?

I prefer BBC 'News at 10' then 'Newsnight', though it's not so good these days.

And I like to complain.

Petrol pumps that stop every 2 seconds or so and have to stand there pressing and releasing (opportunity for sooty there) for about half an hour to get £10 worth of petrol.

Quote: Chappers @ 2nd July 2014, 5:03 PM BST

Petrol pumps that stop every 2 seconds or so and have to stand there pressing and releasing (opportunity for sooty there) for about half an hour to get £10 worth of petrol.

Yes. I lament the passing of the days when somebody came out and filled up the car for you.

Quote: Chappers @ 2nd July 2014, 5:03 PM BST

Petrol pumps that stop every 2 seconds or so and have to stand there pressing and releasing (opportunity for sooty there) for about half an hour to get £10 worth of petrol.

I hate it when the bloody Shell garage on the A47 stops all their pumps for about 10 minutes due to "shift changeover". *shakes fist*

Quote: keewik @ 2nd July 2014, 5:27 PM BST

Yes. I lament the passing of the days when somebody came out and filled up the car for you.

I experienced this service about 2 years ago in a little village garage and was rather taken aback. Never had it before. A novel experience.

Just beep your horn and pretend you're disabled.

Quote: Chappers @ 1st July 2014, 11:34 PM BST

I can understand that being Scotch you're not interested in football.

If I were 'Scottish' I would be pissed off at being called 'Scotch' Smarmy