Can BCG have a cat? Go on please can we? I'll feed it and we can take turns emptying it's litter tray.

Please say yes. Here's Sootyj suggestions.

I suggest we call said cat Whiskers mcBastard

By sheer coincedence, can I have a BCG air rifle?

You can the cat in my avatar if you like - he's freakin' me out maan!

Quote: Renegade Carpark @ October 23 2009, 7:41 PM BST

By sheer coincedence, can I have a BCG air rifle?

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Sure but I'll tell the imaginary RSPCA to keep a close eye on you.

This could degenerate into a lolcats thread very quickly.

Look this is serious!

It's all about having a real imaginary cat for these forums.

Quote: sootyj @ October 23 2009, 7:51 PM BST

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It's all about having a real imaginary cat for these forums.

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Well I'm not paying his imaginary vet bills!
Not unless the cat has something worth saving...like some sort of super kitty power of persuasion.

Nevermind...I will be the one to pay for his majesties vet bills and please add on some imaginary high quality cat food to my bill.

Awwwww. Cute.

On the route to finding this big cat I came across some human-feline porn.

How disturbing it was.

8 out of 10 cats say:

Morrace that's what happens if you insist on showing your mouse shaped cock to cats and then make it squeak.

It opens wide?