Oh...can't we call it 'Shag'?

Quote: Scottidog @ October 23 2009, 8:07 PM BST

Oh...can't we call it 'Shag'?

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Fine - but it's the only Shag Sootyj's gonna get!

Quote: Morrace @ October 23 2009, 8:10 PM BST

Whatever you call it - it's the only pussy Sootyj's gonna get!

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Morrace, I was waiting for the pussy gag to come up, I was going to do it myself..but, y'know.

I <3 a hairy pussy Morrace.

(nice one)

Quote: Scottidog @ October 23 2009, 8:19 PM BST

I <3 a hairy pussy Morrace.

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So do I - the trouble is, when I perform cunnilingus on them, I cough up fur balls.

I cough up a penalty and a court case, normally.

I've found a stray.

Can we keep him.. Please!

You can have a cat and I shall throw in the food

Quote: Morrace @ October 23 2009, 8:10 PM BST

Fine - but it's the only Shag Sootyj's gonna get!

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It'll be the shag everyone can share...

Like when you start dropping your knickers at Wetherspoons for alcopops.

Quote: sootyj @ October 23 2009, 9:01 PM BST

Like when you start dropping your knickers at Wetherspoons for alcopops.

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We should call it Jake Mehow.

How would you resist kicking it death?

I don't kick pussy, I lick pussy

You'd lick Jake How? No wander he left.

Quote: sootyj @ October 23 2009, 9:20 PM BST

You'd lick Jake How? No wander he left.

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I suppose wandering is one way he could have left.

Quote: sootyj @ October 23 2009, 9:01 PM BST

Like when you start dropping your knickers at Wetherspoons for alcopops.

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Hey! Leave Dolly out of this!