*staggers drunkedly over to the juke box , inserts 50p and put some nirvana on, begins pogoing manically, hits head on a sharp light fitting, collapses on the floor unconscious and is carried out by the BCG bouncers and is barred*

Balls

Quote: Shandonbelle @ May 10 2013, 11:38 PM BST

Is the bar still open? I'll have a Ballygowan, on the rocks.

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I read this several times as a "Gollywogan".

Can I have a Whiskey or whatever soothes a sore throat?

Strepsil?

No, it's just the way I'm sat.

Quote: lofthouse @ May 11 2013, 11:28 PM BST

*staggers drunkedly over to the juke box , inserts 50p and put some nirvana on, begins pogoing manically, hits head on a sharp light fitting, collapses on the floor unconscious and is carried out by the BCG bouncers and is barred*

Balls

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Follows Lofty to the juke box and does the old seven for pound trick and puts Freebird on seven times.

That's the rest of the evening sorted . .

I'll have cider please. And some vodka or rum.

Declines drink builds spliff and throws a nugget into jukebox and gets five tunes

Van Morrison Ballerina
Dylans Rollinng Stone
Springsteens Jungleland
Stone Roses Resurection
Neil Young's Cortez the Killer.

Kicks back and relaxes

Quote: lofthouse @ May 11 2013, 11:28 PM BST

*staggers drunkedly over to the juke box , inserts 50p and put some nirvana on, begins pogoing manically, hits head on a sharp light fitting, collapses on the floor unconscious and is carried out by the BCG bouncers and is barred*

Balls

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*Sneaks Lofty back in*

White wine spritzer please, hold the spritzer

Hi AJGO!!!

Hey GB! How's it going?

Good.

Haven't seen you for ages.

Well hallo stranger!

Wow, look who crawled out of the gutter and back into our lives

Only to break our hearts...again.