Large gin and tonic please.

Hard day at the office

Give us a triple scotch

And ten quid worth of change for the fruit machine

keep the change guv

Quote: lofthouse @ January 21 2013, 6:18 PM GMT

Hard day at the office

Give us a triple scotch

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Same here.

Anyone got any jokes?

Yeah, they're called David & Nick! [/satire]

And it only took 3 days!

Topical!

I'll have two slippery nipples and a long hard shag against the wall

And a pint of lager to drink afterwards

What will it be Mr. Freverson?

Oh you're working here now are you.
In that case, have one for yourself & I'll have the same.

I need a stiff one...and a drink...

Got any booooze fot babiie?

You vacant give booze to a baby!

I've just poured a large scotch into the hardrive. if you put your head underneath a USB port you should catch the drips coming out. Could you then send me the photo's of you doing it please. Thanks.