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Quote: zooo @ 16th April 2014, 7:55 PM BST

It is awesome. (Well the good ones are. The badly written ones are of course horrendous.)

Glen: Oh my God Rick, are you alright? Oh no, you've been bit, I'm gonna have to put you down.

Rick: Er, those teeth marks actually belong to Daryl.

Glen: Dude, not cool.

Carl: Thanks Dad, as if my childhood isn't screwed up enough, you goddam chutney ferret.

That about sums it up!

I remember in the late 90s there was a spate of 'slash' fiction involving the various members of Blur engaging in all sorts of homosexual activity.

Hah. I think there's probably slash for literally everyone you could imagine. Blur at least makes sense, because they were jolly handsome.

Ladies porn has always struck me as deeply weird, I mean gay fantasies over fictional characters. It's like fantasising about sniffing a fish and chip shop, or looking at a photo of a cake. A strange distancing, unparticapateable fantasy.

It's not aaaaall gays. Lots of male/female stuff too!

And Daryl Dixon isn't fictional, he's real. Teary

http://www.cracked.com/article_19992_5-fan-fiction-sex-scenes-you-wont-believe-exist_p2.html

it's all gay, making you a pretend fag hag.

Lol, Anne Frank.
(I think she's a girl...)

Snape and the Teletubbies, hot stuff coming through.

I just wrote a Southpark, Game of Throne, gay disability, slash fiction

Hodor, Timmy, Hodor,Timmy Timmy Timmy

Quote: sootyj @ 16th April 2014, 9:09 PM BST

http://www.cracked.com/article_19992_5-fan-fiction-sex-scenes-you-wont-believe-exist_p2.html

it's all gay, making you a pretend fag hag.

Thanks Soots, that is a whole new world of weird. :S

I didn't know this kind of thing existed.

I can't say I've ever seen one about the Teletubbies!

Quote: zooo @ 16th April 2014, 9:28 PM BST

I can't say I've ever seen one about the Teletubbies!

I could do one about them going to the night garden and pulling a train on the ninky nonk

Quote: Jennie @ 16th April 2014, 9:26 PM BST

Thanks Soots, that is a whole new world of weird. :S

I didn't know this kind of thing existed.

believe you me if you can imagine it or if you can't, someone's fetishised it

Gosh. I think I shall stay in the relatively innocent world of the criminal justice system.

There's nothing wrong with a rich fantasy life, only when you start enacting do you get problems.

..and end up in the relatively innocent world of the criminal justice system.