http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-beds-bucks-herts-32760651
Geri Halliwell has got married to Red Bull F1 boss Christian Horner. He is now officially the 6th member of the band - Old Spice.
I read the news today oh boy! Page 1,738
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-scotland-glasgow-west-32233184
A man who battered his wife with a rolling pin has been sentenced to a 3 year stretch. The prosecution took their time proving it.
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-norfolk-32556930
A man has completed a 100 mile morris dance from London to Norwich. When he finished, he was proper folked.
Anne Meara, great comedienne and Ben Stiller's mother, has died. 
Probables in the Queen's Speech include Police able to seize pay of illegal workers.
Laudable David but how? Illegal = cash in hand. So how do the police prove it?
For once, just once in your Fantasy Maggie theme park world, think something through for f**k's sake.
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-32895048
Seems Step Ladder is not amongst them, which is a pity as that old fart dinosaur needs to f**k off. 
Quote: Oldrocker @ 27th May 2015, 12:54 AM BSTProbables in the Queen's Speech include Police able to seize pay of illegal workers.
Laudable David but how? Illegal = cash in hand. So how do the police prove it?
For once, just once in your Fantasy Maggie theme park world, think something through for f**k's sake.
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Will Denarius be OK?
Sepp is head of FIFA for another 4 years...what a bloody surprise.
Gordon you're the only Switzer here, go and kick him up the bum.
Quote: Gordon Bennett @ 29th May 2015, 6:38 PM BSTSepp is head of FIFA for another 4 years...what a bloody surprise.
That's beyond me, more stick in the mud from that See You Next Tuesday.
Quote: sootyj @ 29th May 2015, 6:51 PM BSTGordon you're the only Switzer here, go and kick him up the bum.
I'd had to queue.
Ten years ago or so Zidane, Roberto Carlos and other stars organised a benefit match ("Match against Poverty") here in Basel. Boring match btw, I should have saved my 90 Swiss francs.
Blatter held the opening speech. The whole stadium booed. Being hated even in his home country didn't seem to impress him.
He's a total arse. Europe should boycott the World Cup. With a bit of luck the US will nail him too.
