Witless. Image shows from L to R: Leanne (Kerry Howard), Rhona (Zoe Boyle). Copyright: Objective Productions


  • TV sitcom
  • BBC Three
  • 2016 - 2018
  • 15 episodes (3 series)

Sitcom about two flatmates who enter witness protection after seeing a vicious gangland shooting. Stars Kerry Howard, Zoe Boyle, Samuel Anderson, Nicholas Fruin, T'Nia Miller and more.

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Series 1, Episode 4

Witless. Image shows from L to R: Leanne (Kerry Howard), Patrick (Samuel Anderson)
Patrick contacts Leanne out of the blue but Rhona is insistent that she cuts all ties with her former lover. Meanwhile, their nosey neighbour, Jackie, overhears something that could lift the lid on their double life. In Bristol, the police re-examine Mrs Hobbs' murder case and Sergeant Forrest comes under pressure to reveal the whereabouts of the girls.

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Broadcast details

Friday 13th May 2016
BBC Three
30 minutes


Show past repeats

Date Time Channel
Friday 20th May 2016 11:20pm BBC1
Friday 20th May 2016 11:50pm BBC1 Wales

Cast & crew

Kerry Howard Leanne
Zoe Boyle Rhona
Samuel Anderson Patrick
Nicholas Fruin DJ Sound As F***
T'Nia Miller DC Wilton
Mark Davison DC Snowberry
Nick Preston Benny
Charlotte Eaton Jackie
Tom Cawte Appraisal
John Hodgkinson Sergeant Anthony Forrest
Samuel Oatley Ian
John Inverdale Self
Guest cast
Anna Crilly Appraisal's Mum
Janie Booth Mrs Hobbs
Ben Ashenden PC Colin Naysmith
Lloyd Woolf PC Ferns
Writing team
Joe Tucker Writer
Lloyd Woolf Writer
Production team
Andrew Chaplin Director
Charlotte Lewis Producer
Joe Tucker Executive Producer
Lloyd Woolf Executive Producer
Gregor Sharp Executive Producer
Layla Smith Executive Producer
Charlie Fawcett Editor
Jim Holloway Production Designer
Benedict Spence Director of Photography


Mucking out Pat Butcher

Rhona is goaded by Jackie into confronting Leanne about her affair with Patrick, but Leanne is quick to remind her that Rhona AKA Sarah Penn isn't so blameless herself.

Featuring: Kerry Howard (Leanne), Zoe Boyle (Rhona) & Charlotte Eaton (Jackie).

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