Witless. Image shows from L to R: Leanne (Kerry Howard), Rhona (Zoe Boyle). Copyright: Objective Productions.


BBC Three sitcom about two women in witness protection. 15 episodes (3 series), 2016 - 2018. Stars Kerry Howard, Zoe Boyle, Samuel Anderson, Nicholas Fruin and others.

Witless. Image shows from L to R: Rhona (Zoe Boyle), Leanne (Kerry Howard). Copyright: Objective Productions.

Series 1, Episode 2

The girls need to get Leanne's bag back from criminally connected Patrick's house. But discovering a closely guarded secret of Patrick's leads Leanne to become more deeply involved. Meanwhile, there's a seedy secret in the police force and the girls might not be as well protected as they think.

Broadcast details

Friday 29th April 2016
BBC Three
30 minutes


    Cast & crew

    Regular cast
    Kerry Howard Leanne
    Zoe Boyle Rhona
    Samuel Anderson Patrick
    Nicholas Fruin DJ Sound As F***
    Nick Preston Benny
    Tom Cawte Appraisal
    John Hodgkinson Sergeant Anthony Forrest
    Samuel Oatley Ian
    John Inverdale Self
    Guest cast
    Adie Allen Mrs Forrest
    Nicholas Cass PC Pickering
    James Hornsby Rural Policeman
    Max Olesker Housemate
    Writing team
    Joe Tucker Writer
    Lloyd Woolf Writer
    Production team
    Andrew Chaplin Director
    Charlotte Lewis Producer
    Joe Tucker Executive Producer
    Lloyd Woolf Executive Producer
    Gregor Sharp Executive Producer
    Layla Smith Executive Producer
    Charlie Fawcett Editor
    Jim Holloway Production Designer
    Benedict Spence Director of Photography


    Leanne discovers Patrick's unusual hobby

    Leanne attempts to retrieve her handbag from criminally connected Patrick, but is seduced by his unexpected passion for restoring antique bears.

    Featuring: Kerry Howard (Leanne), Samuel Anderson (Patrick).


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