Witless. Image shows from L to R: Leanne (Kerry Howard), Rhona (Zoe Boyle). Copyright: Objective Productions


  • TV sitcom
  • BBC Three
  • 2016 - 2018
  • 15 episodes (3 series)

Sitcom about two flatmates who enter witness protection after seeing a vicious gangland shooting. Stars Kerry Howard, Zoe Boyle, Samuel Anderson, Nicholas Fruin, T'Nia Miller and more.

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Series 1, Episode 2

Witless. Image shows from L to R: Rhona (Zoe Boyle), Leanne (Kerry Howard). Copyright: Objective Productions
The girls need to get Leanne's bag back from criminally connected Patrick's house. But discovering a closely guarded secret of Patrick's leads Leanne to become more deeply involved. Meanwhile, there's a seedy secret in the police force and the girls might not be as well protected as they think.

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Broadcast details

Friday 29th April 2016
BBC Three
30 minutes


Show past repeats

Date Time Channel
Friday 6th May 2016 11:20pm BBC1

Cast & crew

Kerry Howard Leanne
Zoe Boyle Rhona
Samuel Anderson Patrick
Nicholas Fruin DJ Sound As F***
Nick Preston Benny
Tom Cawte Appraisal
John Hodgkinson Sergeant Anthony Forrest
Samuel Oatley Ian
John Inverdale Self
Guest cast
Adie Allen Mrs Forrest
Nicholas Cass PC Pickering
James Hornsby Rural Policeman
Max Olesker Housemate
Writing team
Joe Tucker Writer
Lloyd Woolf Writer
Production team
Andrew Chaplin Director
Charlotte Lewis Producer
Joe Tucker Executive Producer
Lloyd Woolf Executive Producer
Gregor Sharp Executive Producer
Layla Smith Executive Producer
Charlie Fawcett Editor
Jim Holloway Production Designer
Benedict Spence Director of Photography


Leanne discovers Patrick's unusual hobby

Leanne attempts to retrieve her handbag from criminally connected Patrick, but is seduced by his unexpected passion for restoring antique bears.

Featuring: Kerry Howard (Leanne) & Samuel Anderson (Patrick).

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