Witless. Image shows from L to R: Leanne (Kerry Howard), Rhona (Zoe Boyle). Copyright: Objective Productions


  • TV sitcom
  • BBC Three
  • 2016 - 2018
  • 15 episodes (3 series)

Sitcom about two flatmates who enter witness protection after seeing a vicious gangland shooting. Stars Kerry Howard, Zoe Boyle, Samuel Anderson, Nicholas Fruin, T'Nia Miller and more.

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Series 1, Episode 3

Witless. Image shows from L to R: Leanne (Kerry Howard), Jackie (Charlotte Eaton), Rhona (Zoe Boyle). Copyright: Objective Productions
After arousing the suspicions of their scary neighbour Jackie, Rhona enlists Leanne's help to blend in on the estate. But their attempts to win Jackie over backfire, forcing the girls into a series of increasingly uncomfortable lies. DJ Sound as F*** makes a discovery that could lead him to the girls and Sergeant Forrest gets an unwanted houseguest.

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Broadcast details

Friday 6th May 2016
BBC Three
30 minutes


Show past repeats

Date Time Channel
Friday 13th May 2016 11:20pm BBC1

Cast & crew

Kerry Howard Leanne
Zoe Boyle Rhona
Nicholas Fruin DJ Sound As F***
Nick Preston Benny
Charlotte Eaton Jackie
Tom Cawte Appraisal
John Hodgkinson Sergeant Anthony Forrest
Samuel Oatley Ian
John Inverdale Self
Guest cast
Anna Crilly Appraisal's Mum
Adie Allen Mrs Forrest
Nicholas Cass PC Pickering
Barber Ali Shopkeeper
Joe Fitzpatrick Nathan
Charlotte Palmer Alison
Owen Roberts Teacher
Paula Wharton Jackie's Sister
Writing team
Joe Tucker Writer
Lloyd Woolf Writer
Production team
Andrew Chaplin Director
Charlotte Lewis Producer
Joe Tucker Executive Producer
Lloyd Woolf Executive Producer
Gregor Sharp Executive Producer
Layla Smith Executive Producer
Charlie Fawcett Editor
Jim Holloway Production Designer
Benedict Spence Director of Photography


You can't pretend to be deaf!

hona is livid when Leanne tells Jackie she's deaf.

Featuring: Kerry Howard (Leanne) & Zoe Boyle (Rhona).

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