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Mock The Week. Image shows from L to R: Hugh Dennis, Dara O Briain.

Mock The Week

BBC Two panel show about the week's topical news. 161 episodes (16 series), 2005 - 2017. Stars Dara O Briain, Hugh Dennis, Andy Parsons, Frankie Boyle and others.

Christmas episode to follow.
Series 16, Episode 2 is repeated today at 10:40pm

Quotes

So, I saw the Saddam being executed. It made me think... is there nothing on the internet I won't masturbate to?

Frankie Boyle in Series 6, Episode 1

Surely getting old is just depressing. Being married in your 60s is sort of like being a member of the National Trust... you've got free entry to an old ruin but nobody wants to use it.

Frankie Boyle in Series 7, Episode 3
The infamous scandal-generating suggestion for 'Things You Wouldn't Hear in the Queen's Speech'

I have had a few medical issues this year - I'm now so old that my pussy is haunted.

Frankie Boyle in Series 4, Episode 1
Russell's suggestion for a line you wouldn't hear in a period drama

Mr Darcy I do believe you've poked me on Facebook

Russell Howard
Hugh's suggestion for a rejected exam question

Amy is 16. Or at least she says she was. How much trouble are you in?

Hugh Dennis

Viewers of a nervous disposition may be interested to know that your television is off and I am speaking to you from inside your head...

Hugh Dennis

I would have loved to have had a gay dad. Do you remember at school, there were always kids saying "My dad's bigger than your dad", "My dad will batter your dad!" So what? "My dad will shag your dad. And your dad will enjoy it".

Frankie Boyle

Paula Radcliffe didn't do very well at the Olympics. I think if Paula is watching, take comfort, I mean it's not all bad - if you were a horse, you would have been shot by now!

Frankie Boyle in Series 6, Episode 7

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