Katy Brand's Big Ass Show. Katy Brand. Copyright: World's End Productions.

Katy Brand's Big Ass Show

ITV2 sketch show starring Katy Brand. 19 episodes (3 series), 2007 - 2009. Stars Katy Brand, Katherine Parkinson, David Armand, Margaret Cabourn-Smith and others.

Series 3, Episode 3

Lily Allen faces death, Gwyneth Paltrow tells you what cereal you should be eating, and Penelope Cruz's lost audition tape for Notting Hill. Meanwhile, the Queen has to deal with Edward crying again, Captain Rosie investigates China, Caroline tells Darren she's pregnant and the Victorian Strumpets dodge the London Strangler. Plus pop parodies of The Killers, U2 and The Saturdays.

Further details

Katy Brand's Big Ass Show. Katy Brand. Copyright: World's End Productions.

Sketches

The Saturdays - I've Bet You've Had Enough

The Queen: Edward Crying

Lily Allen: Bomb Disposal

Sister Michelle: Ann Summers Party

Rosie Fielding: China

Sister Michelle: Toilet in Confession Box

Cheryl's Olympic Diary: Mr Clay

The Killers - Hummus

== Advert Break ==

House of York TV: What Not To Wear

Caroline Little Treats: Pregnant

Baby Hater: Cooking

Penelope Cruz: Notting Hill

Secret Diary of a Victorian Strumpet: Serial Killer Questions

Gwyneth Paltrow: Oatmeal

Jesus's Girlfriend: Pedicure

U2 - Get On Your Tits

Broadcast details

Date
Thursday 24th September 2009
Time
10pm
Channel
ITV2
Length
30 minutes

Cast & crew

Regular cast
Katy Brand Various
Katherine Parkinson Ensemble Actor
Margaret Cabourn-Smith Ensemble Actor
Zoe Gardner Ensemble Actor
Rufus Jones Ensemble Actor
Tom Knight Ensemble Actor
James Lance Ensemble Actor
Joan Linder Ensemble Actor
Dave Skinner Ensemble Actor
Nick Tanner Ensemble Actor
Velile Tshabalala Ensemble Actor
Barunka O'Shaughnessy Ensemble Actor
Feri Tezcan Ensemble Actor
Dan Skinner (as Dan Renton Skinner) Ensemble Actor
Sam Spedding Ensemble Actor
Clare Thomson Ensemble Actor
Guest cast
Paul Kaye Saint Paul
Alexander Kirk (as Alex Kirk) Ensemble Actor
Jeremy Child Ensemble Actor
Alice Lee Ensemble Actor
Ozzie Yue Ensemble Actor
Writing team
Katy Brand Writer
Andrew Dawson (as The Dawson Bros) Writer
Steve Dawson (as The Dawson Bros) Writer
Tim Inman (as The Dawson Bros) Writer
Andy Riley Writer
Kevin Cecil Writer
Rupert Russell Writer
Sam Spedding Writer
Nick Tanner Writer
Emma Kennedy Script Editor
Production team
Adam Miller Director
Gregor Cameron Producer
Scott Flyger Editor
Daniel Gulley Editor
Charlotte Pearson Production Designer
John Davis Composer

Video

The Saturdays

Katy Brand has had enough of The Saturdays.

Featuring: Katy Brand.

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