Katy Brand's Big Ass Show. Katy Brand. Copyright: World's End Productions.

Katy Brand's Big Ass Show

ITV2 sketch show starring Katy Brand. 19 episodes (3 series), 2007 - 2009. Stars Katy Brand, Katherine Parkinson, David Armand, Margaret Cabourn-Smith and others.

Series 3, Episode 3

Lily Allen faces death, Gwyneth Paltrow tells you what cereal you should be eating, and Penelope Cruz's lost audition tape for Notting Hill. Meanwhile, the Queen has to deal with Edward crying again, Captain Rosie investigates China, Caroline tells Darren she's pregnant and the Victorian Strumpets dodge the London Strangler. Plus pop parodies of The Killers, U2 and The Saturdays.

Further details

Katy Brand's Big Ass Show. Katy Brand. Copyright: World's End Productions.

Sketches

The Saturdays - I've Bet You've Had Enough

The Queen: Edward Crying

Lily Allen: Bomb Disposal

Sister Michelle: Ann Summers Party

Rosie Fielding: China

Sister Michelle: Toilet in Confession Box

Cheryl's Olympic Diary: Mr Clay

The Killers - Hummus

== Advert Break ==

House of York TV: What Not To Wear

Caroline Little Treats: Pregnant

Baby Hater: Cooking

Penelope Cruz: Notting Hill

Secret Diary of a Victorian Strumpet: Serial Killer Questions

Gwyneth Paltrow: Oatmeal

Jesus's Girlfriend: Pedicure

U2 - Get On Your Tits

Broadcast details

Date
Thursday 24th September 2009
Time
10pm
Channel
ITV2
Length
30 minutes

Repeats

    Cast & crew

    Regular cast
    Katy Brand Various
    Katherine Parkinson Ensemble Actor
    Margaret Cabourn-Smith Ensemble Actor
    Zoe Gardner Ensemble Actor
    Rufus Jones Ensemble Actor
    Tom Knight Ensemble Actor
    James Lance Ensemble Actor
    Joan Linder Ensemble Actor
    Dave Skinner Ensemble Actor
    Nick Tanner Ensemble Actor
    Velile Tshabalala Ensemble Actor
    Barunka O'Shaughnessy Ensemble Actor
    Feri Tezcan Ensemble Actor
    Dan Skinner (as Dan Renton Skinner) Ensemble Actor
    Sam Spedding Ensemble Actor
    Clare Thomson Ensemble Actor
    Guest cast
    Paul Kaye Saint Paul
    Alexander Kirk (as Alex Kirk) Ensemble Actor
    Jeremy Child Ensemble Actor
    Alice Lee Ensemble Actor
    Ozzie Yue Ensemble Actor
    Writing team
    Katy Brand Writer
    Andrew Dawson (as The Dawson Bros) Writer
    Steve Dawson (as The Dawson Bros) Writer
    Tim Inman (as The Dawson Bros) Writer
    Andy Riley Writer
    Kevin Cecil Writer
    Rupert Russell Writer
    Sam Spedding Writer
    Nick Tanner Writer
    Emma Kennedy Script Editor
    Production team
    Adam Miller Director
    Gregor Cameron Producer
    Scott Flyger Editor
    Daniel Gulley Editor
    Charlotte Pearson Production Designer
    John Davis Composer

    Video

    The Saturdays

    Katy Brand has had enough of The Saturdays.

    Featuring: Katy Brand.

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