
Katy Brand's Big Ass Show
- TV sketch show
- ITV2
- 2007 - 2009
- 19 episodes (3 series)
ITV sketch show starring Katy Brand. Sketches include impersonations of famous stars and singers. Also features Katherine Parkinson, David Armand, Margaret Cabourn-Smith, Zoe Gardner, Rufus Jones and more.
Episode menu
Series 3, Episode 1

Sketches
Lady GaGa - No Pants
Lily Allen: Paramedic
The Queen: Coaching Her Family
Jennifer Aniston: Knocking On Doors
Sister Michelle: Reading from Jilly Cooper
Violet: Neighbours for Dinner
Cheryl's Olympic Diary: 2012 Preparations
Kanye West - Autotune
== Advert Break ==
House of York TV: How Clean is Your Palace?
Caroline Little Treats: Duvet Day
CNT Local News: Barack Obama
Rosie Fielding: Visit to Belgium
Penelope Cruz: Sense and Sensibility
Jesus's Girlfriend: Jesus' New Manager
Gwyneth Paltrow: Hiring Staff
Secret Diary of a Victorian Strumpet: Breast Augmentation
Coldplay - Gimme Me Grammy
Broadcast details
- Date
- Thursday 10th September 2009
- Time
- 10pm
- Channel
- ITV2
- Length
- 30 minutes
Cast & crew
Katy Brand | Various |
Katherine Parkinson | Ensemble Actor |
David Armand | Ensemble Actor |
Margaret Cabourn-Smith | Ensemble Actor |
Zoe Gardner | Ensemble Actor |
Rufus Jones | Ensemble Actor |
Tom Knight | Ensemble Actor |
James Lance | Ensemble Actor |
Joan Linder | Ensemble Actor |
Joanna Neary | Ensemble Actor |
Dave Skinner | Ensemble Actor |
Nick Tanner | Ensemble Actor |
Dan Skinner (as Dan Renton Skinner) | Ensemble Actor |
Sam Spedding | Ensemble Actor |
Clare Thomson | Ensemble Actor |
Paul Kaye | Saint Paul |
Frank Thornton | Ensemble Actor |
Katy Brand | Writer |
Andrew Dawson (as The Dawson Bros) | Writer |
Steve Dawson (as The Dawson Bros) | Writer |
Tim Inman (as The Dawson Bros) | Writer |
Peter Morris | Writer |
Andy Riley | Writer |
Kevin Cecil | Writer |
Rupert Russell | Writer |
Sam Spedding | Writer |
Nick Tanner | Writer |
Rufus Jones | Writer |
Dan Skinner (as Dan Renton Skinner) | Writer |
Emma Kennedy | Script Editor |
Adam Miller | Director |
Gregor Cameron | Producer |
Scott Flyger | Editor |
Charlotte Pearson | Production Designer |
John Davis | Composer |
Video
Kanye West Auto-Tune
Katy Brand becomes Kanye West to reveal his reliance on the Auto-Tune software.
Featuring: Katy Brand.
Press
I've always given this the steer on the basis that it was, as one unnamed colleague put it, "possibly the worst thing on TV... ever", but, recommissioned for its third series, it tempted me. It's not, as it happens, the worst thing on TV, far from it, in fact, though judging by a few YouTube clips it has improved considerably. Juvenile the opening Lady Gaga pastiche may have been but I couldn't help but giggle at bits of it ("you keep on asking how/ this lady's so big/ then you remember it's because I'm wearing no pants/ when I'm on the bus"). Ditto, the Queen's motivational speech to the other royals ("I always give it 110 per cent - that's why I'm on top"), and the east London kid preparing for the Olympics by eating Olympic fries. It may not be Monty Python, but it ain't that bad.
Alice-Azania Jarvis, The Independent, 11th September 2009Katy Brand is back on ITV2 for a third series of sketches, and though she's shifting things around a bit - a "fine" Jennifer Aniston is the new "normal" Kate Winslet - she still has a canny ability to dismantle the silliness of celebrity.
Rebecca Nicholson, The Guardian, 10th September 2009The un-subtle sketch show (yes, that title is a useful advert) is back for an astonishing third series. Although the targets are obvious, the musical spoofs are far and away the best thing here, from the calculated wardrobe malfunctions of Lady Gaga to Kanye West's overuse of Auto-Tune ("I got it half-price/I bought it off Posh Spice"). And it's all pretty quickfire, which is a blessing because many of the situations feel as if they were knocked together in a few minutes. Still, you might enjoy Lily Allen: paramedic, or Bea and Eugenie hosting How Clean Is Your Palace?
Mark Braxton, Radio Times, 10th September 2009She may be as good at impressions as Jordan is at avoiding cameras, but that's missing the point of Katy's celebrity-spearing sketch show. What Miss Brand excels at is taking tabloid-taunting stars and popping them in totally bizarre, yet utterly logical, situations. This time round, look out for Lady GaGa, Jennifer Aniston, and, er, Chris Martin out of Coldplay.
What's On TV, 10th September 2009Time for series three of this sketch series and Ms Brand is still failing to wow us. None of it is terribly original but at least the music parodies are halfway fun: Kanye West espouses the virtues of Autotune, and Lady Gaga sings about her own pointlessness.
Sharon Lougher, Metro, 10th September 2009