Cardinal Burns. Image shows from L to R: Dustin Demri-Burns, Seb Cardinal. Copyright: Left Bank Pictures.

Cardinal Burns

Channel 4 and E4 sketch show. 12 episodes (2 series), 2012 - 2014. Stars Seb Cardinal, Dustin Demri-Burns, James Puddephatt, Aisling Bea, Lucinda Dryzek and Clare Warde.

Series 1

1. Episode One

First broadcast: Tuesday 8th May 2012

Banksy is going through a failed attempt at a street picture, there's a shaggy dog story with Phil and Terry on a tour of Buckingham Palace with the Queen, and dramas unfold in the Young Dreams house as Rachel, Olivia and Yumi embark on their big city adventure in fashion.


2. Episode Two

First broadcast: Tuesday 15th May 2012

A class of nobodies learn how to be rock stars, Banksy accidentally gets his stepson arrested on a late-night stake out, and cockney cabbie Phil shares some juicy stories about Johnny Depp having done a day's work as an extra on Pirates of the Caribbean.


3. Episode Three

First broadcast: Tuesday 22nd May 2012

There's a visit to Kookyville - a comic take on American indie films; Charlie and New Guy get flirty at the company board meeting; and then there's The Burning Man - the most terrifying magic stunt ever performed on a comedy sketch show.


4. Episode Four

First broadcast: Tuesday 29th May 2012

There's a massacre in a salsa class, we meet Target Blonde, the tallest rock band in the world, and join cockney cabbies Phil and Terry, who've had a fight with Richard Branson on a flight to the moon.


5. Episode Five

First broadcast: Tuesday 5th June 2012

Phil and Jase, two camp paranormal investigators, hunt down spooky goings on at Goswell House; Dustin faces humiliation at a casting for a TV commercial; and tension rises as New Guy installs a hot tub at Office Flirt HQ.


6. Episode Six

First broadcast: Tuesday 12th June 2012

A friendly squash match turns violent; Yumi, Rachel and Olivia celebrate the end of their internship in the dramatic season finale of Young Dreams; and Seb finds a businessman living in a tree in his back garden.


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Cardinal Burns

Cardinal Burns DVD

Release date: Monday 18th June 2012

Welcome to the world of Cardinal Burns, the hit E4 comedy series in which Seb Cardinal and Dustin Demri-Burns unleash a cast of uniquely funny characters. Listen to absurd late night tales with cockney cab controllers Phil and Terry, learn the art of flirting in the workplace with resident office...