'Allo 'Allo!
- TV sitcom
- BBC One
- 1982 - 1992
- 85 episodes (9 series)
René Artois, proprietor of Café René in Nazi-occupied France, struggles to keep the business running whilst keeping the resistance and the army happy. Stars Gorden Kaye, Carmen Silvera, Vicki Michelle, Richard Marner, Kim Hartman and more.
- Series 5, Episode 16 repeated tomorrow at 8pm on U&Yesterday
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Series 3, Episode 3 - The Sausage In The Wardrobe
Maria is - along with the Fallen Madonna - being held in his room at the chateau by General Von Klinkerhoffen. Hidden inside a sausage, the General hangs the painting up to cure - but their unromantic trist is about to be interrupted!
Further details
Maria, having been detained by Von Klinkerhoffen (with the Fallen Madonna sausage strapped to her bosom) is imprisoned in his chateau. The General subsequently discovers the sausage and hangs it in his closet to cure.
Broadcast details
- Date
- Friday 19th December 1986
- Time
- 7:35pm
- Channel
- BBC One
- Length
- 35 minutes
Cast & crew
| Gorden Kaye | René François Artois |
| Carmen Silvera | Edith Melba Artois |
| Vicki Michelle | Yvette Carte-Blanche |
| Richard Marner | Colonel Kurt Von Strohm |
| Kim Hartman | Private Helga Geerhart |
| Guy Siner | Lieutenant Hubert Gruber |
| Kirsten Cooke | Michelle Dubois |
| Richard Gibson | Herr Otto Flick |
| Rose Hill | Madame Fanny 'Fifi' Lafanne |
| Sam Kelly | Captain Hans Geering |
| Francesca Gonshaw | Maria |
| Jack Haig | Monsieur Roger LeClerc |
| John D. Collins | Flt. Lt. Fairfax |
| Nicholas Frankau | Flt. Lt. Carstairs |
| Hilary Minster | General Erich Von Klinkerhoffen |
| Arthur Bostrom | Officer Crabtree |
| Christopher Wild | German Soldier |
| Tim Barker | German Soldier |
| Paul Cooper | 'London Calling' (Voice) |
| Philip McInnerny | Wing Co. Hargreaves (Voice) |
| Jeremy Lloyd | Writer |
| David Croft | Writer |
| David Croft | Director |
| Robin Carr | Director |
| David Croft | Producer |
| John Dunstan | Editor |
| Chris Wadsworth | Editor |
| David Buckingham | Production Designer |
| Roy Moore | Composer |