'Allo 'Allo!. Image shows from L to R: Edith Melba Artois (Carmen Silvera), René François Artois (Gorden Kaye), Yvette Carte-Blanche (Vicki Michelle). Copyright: BBC
'Allo 'Allo!

'Allo 'Allo!

  • TV sitcom
  • BBC One
  • 1982 - 1992
  • 85 episodes (9 series)

René Artois, proprietor of Café René in Nazi-occupied France, struggles to keep the business running whilst keeping the resistance and the army happy. Stars Gorden Kaye, Carmen Silvera, Vicki Michelle, Richard Marner, Kim Hartman and more.

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Series 3, Episode 3 - The Sausage In The Wardrobe

Maria is - along with the Fallen Madonna - being held in his room at the chateau by General Von Klinkerhoffen. Hidden inside a sausage, the General hangs the painting up to cure - but their unromantic trist is about to be interrupted!

Further details

Maria, having been detained by Von Klinkerhoffen (with the Fallen Madonna sausage strapped to her bosom) is imprisoned in his chateau. The General subsequently discovers the sausage and hangs it in his closet to cure.

Broadcast details

Friday 19th December 1986
35 minutes


Show past repeats

Date Time Channel
Thursday 7th March 2013 1:25pm Gold
Thursday 7th March 2013 7:30pm Gold
Saturday 18th May 2013 7:10pm Gold
Sunday 19th May 2013 11:55am Gold
Thursday 15th August 2013 7:05am Gold
Thursday 15th August 2013 12:15pm Gold
Tuesday 29th October 2013 3:45pm BBC2
Monday 3rd March 2014 6:50am Gold
Monday 3rd March 2014 2:55pm Gold
Sunday 13th July 2014 10:00am Gold
Saturday 15th November 2014 4:45pm Gold
Wednesday 10th December 2014 2:35am Gold
Sunday 18th January 2015 8:15am Gold
Monday 11th May 2015 4:10pm BBC2
Saturday 27th June 2015 7:50am Gold
Sunday 20th March 2016 7:45am Gold
Sunday 20th March 2016 1:15pm Gold
Thursday 21st July 2016 11:25pm Yesterday
Friday 22nd July 2016 8:00pm Yesterday
Thursday 5th January 2017 8:00am Gold
Thursday 19th January 2017 4:20pm Yesterday
Thursday 19th January 2017 10:20pm Yesterday
Friday 27th January 2017 8:00am Gold
Sunday 13th May 2018 8:00pm Yesterday
Thursday 12th July 2018 1:40pm Drama
Thursday 12th July 2018 6:00pm Drama
Sunday 18th November 2018 8:45pm Yesterday
Sunday 17th February 2019 8:40pm Yesterday
Friday 12th July 2019 6:00pm Drama
Sunday 4th August 2019 9:20pm Yesterday
Sunday 7th June 2020 9:20pm Yesterday
Tuesday 28th July 2020 6:40pm Drama
Sunday 23rd August 2020 8:40pm Yesterday
Wednesday 10th February 2021 11:40pm Yesterday
Sunday 14th February 2021 9:20pm Yesterday
Tuesday 14th September 2021 6:40pm Drama
Sunday 3rd July 2022 8:00pm Yesterday
Sunday 28th August 2022 8:40pm Yesterday
Tuesday 27th September 2022 7:00am Drama
Tuesday 27th September 2022 6:40pm Drama
Sunday 11th December 2022 8:20pm Yesterday
Sunday 12th February 2023 8:40pm Yesterday
Saturday 25th March 2023 10:00pm Yesterday
Monday 11th September 2023 5:55pm Drama

Cast & crew

Gorden Kaye René François Artois
Carmen Silvera Edith Melba Artois
Vicki Michelle Yvette Carte-Blanche
Richard Marner Colonel Kurt Von Strohm
Kim Hartman Private Helga Geerhart
Guy Siner Lieutenant Hubert Gruber
Kirsten Cooke Michelle Dubois
Richard Gibson Herr Otto Flick
Rose Hill Madame Fanny 'Fifi' Lafanne
Sam Kelly Captain Hans Geering
Francesca Gonshaw Maria
Jack Haig Monsieur Roger LeClerc
John D. Collins Flt. Lt. Fairfax
Nicholas Frankau Flt. Lt. Carstairs
Hilary Minster General Erich Von Klinkerhoffen
Arthur Bostrom Officer Crabtree
Guest cast
Christopher Wild German Soldier
Tim Barker German Soldier
Paul Cooper 'London Calling' (Voice)
Philip McInnerny Wing Co. Hargreaves (Voice)
Writing team
Jeremy Lloyd Writer
David Croft Writer
Production team
David Croft Director
Robin Carr Director
David Croft Producer
John Dunstan Editor
Chris Wadsworth Editor
David Buckingham Production Designer
Roy Moore Composer

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