Schedule Sunday 13th April 2003

30 Years Of Last Of The Summer Wine

A celebration of the world's longest-running comedy series. Writer Roy Clarke looks back at favourite moments, and contributors include Peter Sallis, Kathy Staff and Frank Thornton.

Two Pints Of Lager And A Packet Of Crisps

Series 3, Episode 8 - Jammy Dodgers

After making him wait for a month, Louise finally agrees to have sex with David, or rather, lets him, "enter the sacred passage del passion." She is horrified to find that David is an unstoppable sex machine.

William And Mary

Series 1, Episode 4

William decides to take Mary's advice and lose a few pounds, while the object of his affections is relieved to be given another chance at work, on the condition that she make herself available for night calls.

Hardware

Series 1, Episode 4 - Finger

Student Steve slices his finger off causing mass panic in the shop.

I Think I've Got A Problem

Series 2, Episode 4

After falling over and knocking himself out, Tom - and the band in his head - awakes to find himself in a strange world where castrati singers are all the rage.