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Damn The Torpedoes!

Damn The Torpedoes!

  • Radio sketch show
  • BFBS Radio
  • 2014 - 2017
  • 8 episodes (1 series)

Military themed radio sketch show for the British Forces Broadcasting Service. Stars Alex Lowe, Alex Perkins, Debbie Arnold, Lewis Macleod, Rachel Esposti and more.

Episode menu

2017 Festive Special - Christmas Special 2017

The UK military mistakenly install a Donald Trump IT system, Andy Murray discovers true happiness doing submarine chores and David Attenborough narrates a wildlife documentary about the biggest beast in British waters - HMS Queen Elizabeth. Special guest, Barry from Watford, also manages to singlehandedly destroy a UN humanitarian mission.

Broadcast details

Saturday 23rd December 2017
BFBS Radio
30 minutes
  • Tuesday 12th December 2017, 19:30 at RADA Studios


Show past repeats

Date Time Channel
Sunday 24th December 2017 4:30pm BFBS Radio
Tuesday 26th December 2017 3:30pm BFBS Radio

Cast & crew

Alex Lowe Various
Alex Perkins Various
Debbie Arnold Various
Lewis Macleod Various
Rachel Esposti Various
Steve Hope-Wynne (as Stephen Hope Wynne) Various
Suzanne Bonetti Various
Guest cast
Alex Lowe Barry From Watford
Writing team
Alison Pritchard Writer
Dan Sweryt Writer
David Salisbury Writer
Stephen Mawhinney Writer
Stuart Cooper (as Stu Cooper) Writer
Colin Faires Writer
John O'Neill Writer
Dan Sweryt Script Editor
Stephen Mawhinney Script Editor
Stuart Cooper (as Stu Cooper) Script Editor
Dan Page Writer
Jane McCutcheon Writer
Vivienne Riddoch Writer
Eleanor Green Writer (Additional Material)
Crispin Fisher Writer (Additional Material)
Conor O'Grady Writer (Additional Material)
David Keenan Writer (Additional Material)
Deej Greenwood Writer (Additional Material)
Derek Thompson Writer (Additional Material)
Joe Bramley Writer (Additional Material)
Mark Cowling Writer (Additional Material)
Will Cooper Writer (Additional Material)
Production team
Alison Pritchard Producer
Richard Hatch Executive Producer

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