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Damn The Torpedoes!

BFBS Radio sketch show with military themes. 8 episodes (pilot + 1 series), 2014 - 2017. Stars Alex Lowe, Alex Perkins, Debbie Arnold, Lewis Macleod and others.

2015 Festive Specials

The army weaponises Nicholas Cage, a sniper's mummy calls in to say he's sick, Jools Holland hosts a special Shootenanny and the England Manager gives a post-match interview after their disastrous performance at the Battle of Hastings.

Broadcast details

Friday 25th December 2015
BFBS Radio
30 minutes


    Cast & crew

    Regular cast
    Alex Perkins Various
    Debbie Arnold Various
    Rachel Esposti Various
    Stephen Hope Wynne Various
    Suzanne Bonetti Various
    Guest cast
    Duncan Wisbey Various
    Writing team
    Alison Pritchard Writer
    Dan Sweryt Writer
    David Salisbury Writer
    Eleanor Green Writer
    Jamie Gladden Writer
    Neil Tollfree Writer
    Stephen Mawhinney Writer
    Stephen Holford (as Steve Holford) Writer
    Stuart Cooper (as Stu Cooper) Writer
    John O'Neill Writer
    Dan Sweryt Script Editor
    Stephen Mawhinney Script Editor
    Stuart Cooper (as Stu Cooper) Script Editor
    Alex Perkins Writer
    Dan Page Writer
    Duncan Wisbey Writer
    Jane McCutcheon Writer
    Vivienne Riddoch Writer
    Pete Brooksbank Writer (Additional Material)
    Christopher Stanners Writer (Additional Material)
    Lance Bolton Writer (Additional Material)
    Production team
    Alison Pritchard Producer
    Richard Hatch Executive Producer

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