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Damn The Torpedoes!

BFBS Radio sketch show with military themes. 8 episodes (pilot + 1 series), 2014 - 2017. Stars Alex Lowe, Alex Perkins, Debbie Arnold, Lewis Macleod and others.

2015 Festive Specials

The army weaponises Nicholas Cage, a sniper's mummy calls in to say he's sick, Jools Holland hosts a special Shootenanny and the England Manager gives a post-match interview after their disastrous performance at the Battle of Hastings.

Broadcast details

Friday 25th December 2015
BFBS Radio
30 minutes

Cast & crew

Regular cast
Alex Perkins Various
Debbie Arnold Various
Rachel Esposti Various
Stephen Hope Wynne Various
Suzanne Bonetti Various
Guest cast
Duncan Wisbey Various
Writing team
Alison Pritchard Writer
Dan Sweryt Writer
David Salisbury Writer
Eleanor Green Writer
Jamie Gladden Writer
Neil Tollfree Writer
Stephen Mawhinney Writer
Stephen Holford (as Steve Holford) Writer
Stuart Cooper (as Stu Cooper) Writer
John O'Neill Writer
Dan Sweryt Script Editor
Stephen Mawhinney Script Editor
Stuart Cooper (as Stu Cooper) Script Editor
Alex Perkins Writer
Dan Page Writer
Duncan Wisbey Writer
Jane McCutcheon Writer
Vivienne Riddoch Writer
Pete Brooksbank Writer (Additional Material)
Christopher Stanners Writer (Additional Material)
Lance Bolton Writer (Additional Material)
Production team
Alison Pritchard Producer
Richard Hatch Executive Producer

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