Billy Connolly: I had this neighbour when I was a welder in Aberdeen. Lived upstairs from me this man. Very funny, and he told me the most fantastic story. It was just so funny because it was about this small man and this big woman.

Little man, you know the type- doodley doo, and this woman- I hope it doesn't offend anyone... I don't know if I'm allowed to say this nowadays, but she had very large breasts - am I allowed to say that? Am I allowed to say breasts? My wife says I can't, she says Billy you can't say breasts, but oh fuck off! I can if it's true. Small man going along doodley doo, and big woman, rum tum rum tum. That made me roar with laughter that story, oh it made me weep. Don't you just hope it's true.

A Traditional Commedia Dell'Arte is a new comic play by sibling duo Plans.