I have 100 words to coax you into my show. I have just wasted 10 - I'm just that confident with it. What to expect, buzzwords include: Abstract! Stand-up! Storytelling! Incredibleness! Different! Arggh what was that? Film References! What? Mega LOL, ROFL, LOLICOPTOR! You trust stars and quotes don't you? Well here have some... **** (ThreeWeeks). **** (BroadwayBaby.com). 'Wonderful Surrealism' (Guardian). 'Something Quite Special' (Chortle.co.uk). If you want to see something unique and experience a show like you haven't before, I'll see you there and please wear those shoes I like.