Can't say we're not cheap: cheap gags, cheap morality and cheap(ish) tickets! Bafta-winning 'Fonejacker' cast member and circuit regular David Whitney goes head-to-midriff with Dagenham New Act of the Year first heat drop-out Dave Florez. Punchline-driven stand-up about love, the universe, the economy, religion, drugs, sex, heroes, vegetarians, kangaroos, global warming and dads; all topped off with a little song. Two half-hour sets, one after the other. One's fat, the other's thin. **** (Metro). 'Excellent' (Scotsman). 'Guaranteed laughs' (Chortle.co.uk).