Hotly anticipated Edinburgh debut. 'Original and unflinching' (Fix); 'Very new, very bold, very funny' (Adam Bloom). Parp parp! All board here for the exodus. With Jedward elected as our kings and with Katie Price and Alex Reid as our Zeus and Hera, Lee Kern is arranging an evacuation of the country for all like-minded people. Meet at Le Monde Basement (bring a coat). Destination: a brighter future. For more details about Kern visit the website. www.twinklebum.co.uk